Peach Myra

[MissBehavior]

Guess where I'm going and who I'm visiting for my birthday...I'll give you 2 clues: He's hot and American. :D

I KNOW I KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He is on your myspace, annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd he is single.

ps - does he have any brothers!?!

[Gusto]

chuck norris

[diva]

Originally Posted by gusto

chuck norris

"Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability...."

[miss.myra]

Originally Posted by diva

"Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability...."

looool!



lisa- why doesn't he visit US here? huh?

[MissBehavior]

Originally Posted by miss.myra

looool!



lisa- why doesn't he visit US here? huh?

I'm TRYING, lady! ;)

Plus, honestly, given the choice of me leaving the city for a few days to get my drunk on or staying here where nothing ever happens, I think I know which is the better option. :p

[Hot Karl]

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.