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impure · #1 (**permalink**) May 08, 06

did you read savage love this week?

one letter stood out

Hello, Mr. Savage. Could you please tell me what GFE stands for. Thank you.
Obtuse And Flummoxed
GFE stands for "Google Fucking Exists," OAF—or it should. Because if you had taken the time to type GFE into Google—which takes about 1/1000th of a second—you wouldn't have to ask me what GFE stands for: The very first result is "What GFE (Girlfriend Experience) Means to Me in Sexwork." GFE = girlfriend experience, which means the sex worker will, for money, treat you nicely, kiss, cuddle, etc. (Perhaps the acronym should be BNGFE, for "brand-new girlfriend experience.")
Gentle Readers: If you have the ability to send me an e-mail, you have the ability to do a Google search all by your lonesome. What's a Hot Karl? What does CBT stand for? What's a Louisville Plugger? All fine questions, all questions that you might have needed to pose to a sex-advice columnist before internet search engines came along. But nowadays? Google fucking exists, folks. Use it.

mojo · #2 (**permalink**) May 08, 06

stupid oaf

ebbomega · #3 (**permalink**) May 08, 06

hahahahahah.

Best part: "What's a Hot Karl?"

Dan Savage has always been my hero.

impure · #4 (**permalink**) May 09, 06

the santorum contest was possibly one of the best ideas i've seen in a long while.

ebbomega · #5 (**permalink**) May 09, 06

ITMFA!

impure · #6 (**permalink**) May 09, 06

how long has he had this column?
like how OLD is dan savage now?

ebbomega · #7 (**permalink**) May 09, 06

column started in the mid-90's i think... used to be called 'hey faggot'. dude's in his 30s somewhere i'm guessing.

impure · #8 (**permalink**) May 09, 06

wouldn't you love to see him try to do a sex ed class in highschool?

ebbomega · #9 (**permalink**) May 15, 06

re: itmfa proceeds and what he wants to do with them.

"i'm tempted to mail a cheque to stephen colbert, too, as a thank-you for his performance at the white house correspondents association dinner. but i'm thinking colbert makes plenty of money, so i'm gonna send him some ITMFA lapel pins in the mail instead - hell, if you could toss a man's salad through the mail, i'd do that for colbert too."

bahahahah.

impure · #10 (**permalink**) May 16, 06

people always give me a funny look when i read savage love on the bus because it's surrounded by lewd adds for call girls and such.

ebbomega · #11 (**permalink**) May 16, 06

If anybody asks me what I'm reading while I'm perusing Savage Love I just tell them I'm flipping through the Tranny ads.

followed shortly thereafter by "oh hey, i didn't know your sister was back in town."

impure · #12 (**permalink**) May 17, 06

i'll remember that.
what ever happened to his attack on Target?