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Jun 10, 06
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heffy! best drunk msg ever!!!!!
"Jessica!!! I realize it's like 5 in the morning but you totally wanna come I got like 4 shots in this two six *mumble* because there's no fucking way I can do it myself, I mean its a fucking team effort and if you don't help me I don't know what I'll do!!! cus I mean fuck there's no fucking way I can do it myself I'm a little drunk and I need your help because theres more booze and I know you're partially at least an alcohol *mumble* processing machine so you can at least help me process this alcohol cus it's like 5 in the morning and I will not go to sleep till I finish this then I'm going to come over tomorrow and take all your money playing poker *mumble* I don't know if you have to work at your telus store fuckin selling cellphones and shit all day but *mumble* fuckin what the fuck you should help me drink this shit its like 5 in the morning and we're watching a hockey game and I believe Edmonton's kicking ass I'm not entirely sure however..."
It goes on for at least five minutes... The best part is when you think you hung up but you didn't...and I can hear you slurring "Well that will bring her some amusement in the morning!!!" You were right. :) I love your drunk dials so damn much!!! 
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Jun 10, 06
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ohhhh man
the alcohol processing machine part is gold. I'm saving this one forever. Or at least till you leave me a new one. Is your back sore at all from passing out on those stairs? and....the real question: Did you end up finishing that twosix?
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Jun 30, 06
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Muffy still holds the record for the best drunk call Ive ever gotten!
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Jun 30, 06
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i never get drunkan phone calls from anyone
and i never get drunk to phone anyone LOL
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