well not the first... but i tried!
you will drink lots of this
and probably a few of these
LETS LEARN!
THE PATH OF ALCOHOL THROUGH ANGELA'S BODY!
yes i know... you are MUCH MUCH hotter than this dude... and you have boobs. i tried to picture him with your curly hair... didnt work so well... hahaha
- Mouth: angela drinks stupid amounts as alcohol enters the body.
- Stomach: the swirling mixture of booze reaches angelas stomach. some alcohol gets into the bloodstream in the stomach, but most goes on to the small intestine.
- Small Intestine: alcohol enters the bloodstream through the walls of the small intestine.... thus beginning the SHIT FACED stage.
- Heart: pumps alcohol/blood mixture throughout angelas body.
- Brain: alcohol reaches angelas brain, at which point she decides it will be a good idea to A) dance or B) lay on the floor to rest.
- Liver: alcohol is oxidized by the liver at a rate of about 0.5 oz per hour. angela doesnt care. she drinks way faster than her poor liver can handle... alcohol is converted into water, (so she has to run to the bathroom every other song to take a huge piss) carbon dioxide and energy (shes dancing up a storm and bitching at people... BECAUSE ITS HER FUCKING BIRTHDAY)
WARNING: In high doeses, alcohol produces slurred speach, drowsiness, vomitting, slow reflexes, altered emotions... and in some cases... COMA.
(hopefully that boy of yours takes good care of you so that you dont turn into this......
and then feel like this for the next two days
)
LAST BUT NOT LEAST!
How could I forget about a cake?!?!
Happy 19th birthday VPN, spank girl, noodle, nigs, retard... and anything else we may have called each other.
love you lots, even if we dont talk.