IN THIS CORNER VERSUS THE $2.99 MARSHMELLOW BURGER WITH A ROCKSTAR CHASE.....
ROUND ONE...
LENNY ATTACKS THE BURGER... BUT THE BURGER FIGHTS BACK WITH ITS MYSTERY CRUNCHY BITS THAT LEAVE LENNY SAYING "WTF?!?!?!"
AFTER ONE ROUND: LENNY IS OBVIOUSLY THE VICTOR... IF HE CAN KEEP IT DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ROUND TWO: LENNY VS. THE SUGAR PIZZA.
WITH ALL HIS ROCKSTAR CHASE HAVING BEEN CONSUMED LAST ROUND... LENNY IS LEFT HELPLESS AS HE CREATES AND ATTEMPTS TO EAT THE MOST UNHEALTHY PIZZA YET.
HE SURVEYS THE TERRITORY....
SUDDENLY HE ATTACKS!@ RIPPING OPEN THE PACKET OF CHERRY LIQUID SAUCE STUFF.... WATCHING IN THE BACKGROUND WITH A WARY EYE, AVANA HOVERS OVER THE NEW COUCHES ATTEMPTING TO DEFLECT ANY ROGUE SAUCE.
THE PIZZA IS ON THE ROPES AS LENNY THROWS ON THE MULTI-FLAVORED VEGGIE TOPPINGS. (seriously a mushroom tasted like a pineapple?!?!)
THE PIZZA COULD BE DOWN FOR THE COUNT....
THIS IS AN UP-HILL BATTLE FOR THE SUGAR PIZZA AS LENNY CONTINUES TO BRING IT ON, NOW POURING ON THE SWEET, PIXIE-STICK-SUGAR-LIKE CHEEZE MATERIAL ON TOP OF ALL THE OTHER DAMN SUGAR THATS ALREADY ON THERE.
LENNY MOWS DOWN!
JESUS CHRIST!
DON'T ATTEMPT TO GET SOME OF THAT BLACK MANS SUGAR PIZZA OR YOU MIGHT LOSE ALL YOUR FINGERS!!!!!!!1111111111