Prozac

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*hug*


DID YOU KNOW: Wayne's World was seriously the first movie I ever memorized beginning to end.

"Let me bring you up to speed. My name is Wayne Campbell. I live in Aurora Illinois, which is a suburb of Chicago... excellent. I've had plenty of Joejobs. Nothing I'd call a career. Let me put it this way: I have an extensive collection of nametags and hairnets."

[prozac]

At work, when people are signing their contracts, sometimes I make jokes about "remember that episode of the twilight zone....where they get him to sign a contract but he doesn't read the fine print and then they cut out his tongue...and they put it in a jar and it gave birth to a bunch of little baby tongues..."

I'm always suprised how many people don't get it.

I guess it's not really the most appropriate of jokes given the situation...