Dear boys who have girlfriends: - Page 6

ebbomega · #**126** (**permalink**) Jun 27, 06

^^ You just don't understand.

When you've done the number of things I have with Marty's mom some things just kind of become "sacred".

You're new to FNK, so I'm assuming you haven't been with her long.

Next time ask her to show you the Pittsburgh Blackbear.

impure · #**127** (**permalink**) Jun 27, 06

You must spread some Karma around before giving it to ebbomega again.

ppcock · #**128** (**permalink**) Jun 28, 06

Oh dude, speaking of mom's.. I found yours!

ppcock · #**129** (**permalink**) Jun 28, 06

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Originally Posted by impure

You must spread your legs around impure's head before giving head to ebbomega again.

im pretty stoned and drunk right now.

impure · #**130** (**permalink**) Jun 28, 06

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Originally Posted by ppcock

im pretty stoned and drunk right now.

hahaha shut up marty.
i recognize where ever that picture was taken.

Mangle · #**131** (**permalink**) Jun 28, 06

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Originally Posted by Ms.Tarantula

Please exaplain the following:
Why do you hit on me?
Do you think I find it somehow appealing or attractive that you're willing to cheat on your girlfriend with me?
Please stop this nonsence. You are scummy.

I'd say there's a difference between hitting on you and trying to sleep with you. Just judging from your picture, you look smokin' and apparently I'm a natural flirt [I don't see it but my girlfriend does]. In another situation, I'd definitely try to sleep with you, but, for now, I just want to see you smile.

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Originally Posted by Ever666

God know's x-men 3 is the fastest way to a girl's heart.

Amen, brother.

B-rizzo · #**132** (**permalink**) Jun 28, 06

Dear Girls who have boyfriends but still consider trying to get into my pants.

Please Stop especially if your boyfriend is my best friend.

That is all.

Lush · #**133** (**permalink**) Jun 28, 06

I have a friend who settled down with her boyfriend and they started living together; she's ecstatic and adores him but I think he is absolute scum.

I went to the Zion I show with her, her boyfriend, and my date and the 4 of us were having a good time.
At the end of the night my date drove us all back to my friends house and she said I should stay over at her place because I was really drunk.
Anyways she insists I sleep in their bed, so my friend is in the middle, I'm on one side and her boyfriend is on the other and he starts reaching over right in front of her and tries to grope me.
We both freak out and I'm absolutely appalled so I tell her I'm going to go sleep in the living room.

I fall asleep and then wake up to her boyfriend crawling on top of me and trying to kiss me.
I freak out and tell him to fuck off, and he starts going off about how infatuated he is with me.
I make a brief mention of it to my friend but it's a really touchy subject so a few weeks later at her birthday party she gets him to apologize.
He tells me he's sorry but the 'feelings were real'

Ree Fresh · #**134** (**permalink**) Jun 28, 06

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Originally Posted by nabs

I get the opposite, GIRLS with boyfriends hit on me all the time, i get phone numbers and everything, and they dont tell me they have a boyfriend until i find out. so ya, it prettty much sucks.

Nabs your a DJ! Get use to it or else youll never survive being a super star DJ!

tiedye · #**135** (**permalink**) Jun 28, 06

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Originally Posted by R Wellbelove

Nabs your a DJ! Get use to it or else youll never survive being a super star DJ!

I've said it before and I'll say it again: Everybody wants to fuck the DJ.

Mangle · #**136** (**permalink**) Jun 28, 06

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Originally Posted by LadyShades

I fall asleep and then wake up to her boyfriend crawling on top of me and trying to kiss me.

Ew....that's uncouth.

tiedye · #**137** (**permalink**) Jun 28, 06

^^^
the thing I'm trying to figure out is how her friend could possibly stay with a person who groped her best friend and then tried to fuck her in her sleep. That means she's dating an attempted rapist.

Lush · #**138** (**permalink**) Jun 28, 06

Yeah honestly I don't understand why she's still with him either, if I were in her position I would break up with him right away - I mean that incident was more than enough incentive to.
However, I do think it comes down to self esteem, I really think she believes that she'll never be able to settle down with anyone better because she has had some pretty bad relationships in the past.

tiedye · #**139** (**permalink**) Jun 28, 06

^^^
maybe she doesn't know she prefers the taco yet.

she did ask you to sleep in her bed.

Mangle · #**140** (**permalink**) Jun 28, 06

^^^ I'd just say it's probably better to be alone than with a guy who could bring home an STD or a bastard child from/with one of her friends.

cubed · #**141** (**permalink**) Jun 28, 06

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Originally Posted by R Wellbelove

Nabs your a DJ! Get use to it or else youll never survive being a super star DJ!

I'm selling your records.

Ree Fresh · #**142** (**permalink**) Jun 28, 06

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Originally Posted by cubed

I'm selling your records.

Good, ill look into serato then :p

Lush · #**143** (**permalink**) Jun 29, 06

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Originally Posted by Mangle

^^^ I'd just say it's probably better to be alone than with a guy who could bring home an STD or a bastard child from/with one of her friends.

What makes you think any of her friends would ever actually go ahead and sleep with him.
That's pretty twisted, I was completely appalled by the whole situation and never for the life of me would even think about sleeping with him.

Once a guy has dated one of my frends he's completely off limits forever. There's so many people out their why would I go for seconds?

project.one · #**144** (**permalink**) Jun 29, 06

Alright.
I missed a couple pages.

What topic are we on in this thread now? lol

.muffy. · #**145** (**permalink**) Jun 29, 06

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Originally Posted by ppcock

Oh dude, speaking of mom's.. I found yours!

marty I dont think I tell you enough that you're the funniest POS out there...

GOLD brutha...this post is total GOLD

Mangle · #**146** (**permalink**) Jun 29, 06

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Originally Posted by LadyShades

What makes you think any of her friends would ever actually go ahead and sleep with him.
That's pretty twisted, I was completely appalled by the whole situation and never for the life of me would even think about sleeping with him.

I know. I'm sure you have better standards, but he could be crawling over every other female that comes through to door. And what is he like when he leaves the house unescorted? It's tricky, but I wish you the best of luck in breaking them up. It's for the best.