Everettmeister!!!

[nabs]

did i see you at the met? or did i meet you? or did you meet me?

[gratia]

you know he was talking with me and shell for the longest time and you were standing right there. :P lol

[Heffy]

Never got a chance to introduce myself dude. Some of the friday night regulars, about 4-5 of them in fact, had beef with me. Ex g/f bullshit, you know how it goes. Anyways, i went outside for a smoke, and buddy suckepunched me, then the bouncer told me to leave. So we, almost met, @ the met. lol Anyways, its a shame that there is this bullshit beef, cuz i had a great time up until the unpleasantness.

[Bevvy Swift]

its probably cos you were smoking cigarettes. those things suck.

[Heffy]

^^ LOL

Hey, i just got an idea for a quit smoking campaign! If you want to quit, but have the willpower of michael jackson at a daycare, you are issued a braclet that cannot be removed except by a doctor or somthin, and if you are seen with said bracelet while smoking, ppl are legally OBLIGATED to give you a shot to the face.....

I think you''re onto somthing here... lol :p

[gratia]

you'd have secret smoking sociaties started in no time at all.


smoker's revolt

[Clayton.]

Originally Posted by gratia

you'd have secret smoking sociaties started in no time at all.


smoker's revolt

Reminds me of this story i read in high school where this man goes to a place to quit smoking. But instead of a patch or whatever they arrange for his wife or child to get beat.

[gratia]

^^ that's sick

[Bevvy Swift]

im offering a similar program. its called the "Dont Smoke or Bevan Gets to Boot You in the Gut as Hard as he Can" program. nabs already signed up, and hes doing great!

[Clayton.]

Originally Posted by gratia

^^ that's sick

After he does quit if he slips up and has a smoke at any time his wife will get a finger chopped off.

[gratia]

^^ i heard about said program
edit:for bevan

[Heffy]

hmmm, maybe i should try that one... though, i think the "g/f denying sex if you smoke program" is pretty effective too....

[nabs]

it works, and is proven very effective, he will also demonstrate it for you if you get a craving for a smoke.

[Pussy*Kat]

^ that would be using sex as a weapon so to speak, and were all against that lol


holding out sex isnt really helping anyone, she suffers too

edit: for heffy <3

[Heffy]

and if you think about it, if a g/f holds out sex, doesnt that increase the chances the her b/f will cheat on her if the opportunity presents itself?

I think the Bevin program will work best! kicks to the gut suck!

[Pussy*Kat]

note to self stay away from bevan :( i dont want to get kicked in the gut....that would hurt

[Heffy]

im assuming that if the kick in the gut program doesnt work, it becomes a kick to the balls program.... OUCH!

[thechix0r]

Originally Posted by Cheez

its probably cos you were smoking cigarettes. those things suck.

AMEN... karma for you!