Goat.

[tiedye]

I'm in a particularily crude mood... I could use some of your unique vulgarity.

(edit: on the spot.. I know)

[Goat]

When am I ever vulgar?

[Ms.Tarantula]

hahahaahaha.

[tiedye]

Say something nice about the person above you
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Posted By Goat
jerks gently

jerks gently

[tiedye]

No Sex
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Posted By Goat
Open your legs and they will come...

Open your legs and they will come...

[tiedye]

What do the people want???
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Posted By Goat
Complimentry hand job with every attendance.

Complimentry hand job with every attendance.


edit: not so vulgar

[tiedye]

My personal favourite:


So if you found on your Girlfriend...
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Posted By Goat
Knock her out and proceed to hate fuck.

Knock her out and proceed to hate fuck.

[Goat]

Is it vulgar that it's still the truth?

[tiedye]

Another timeless Goatism:


you cock teasing lesbian
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Posted By Goat
Punch her in the throat?

Punch her in the throat?

[tiedye]

Originally Posted by Goat

Is it vulgar that it's still the truth?

usually the truth is more vulgar than anything we could ever come up with.

[mapleleaf4ever]

^ That's so true!

[Goat]

It looks a lot worse when you quote it out of context like that.
Sorta makes me look like a chauvinistic pig. It doesn't bring into focus my ability to nurture and be romantic and shit.
:love3:
:imeanwell:

[Ms.Tarantula]

''tackle drunk bitches'' really doesn't do you any justice either...

[Goat]

You're right, but it's a good saying.

[tiedye]

regardless... let's get vulgar.

I want sodomy, violent anal discharge, to hear about little children being fed entrails in their spaghetti, stories of strangulation, rape, bloodshed, and all forms of inhumane foreplay all wound up into one thread not meant for the weak at heart.

[Ms.Tarantula]

Originally Posted by tiedye

regardless... let's get vulgar.

I want sodomy, violent anal discharge, to hear about little children being fed entrails in their spaghetti, stories of strangulation, rape, bloodshed, and all forms of inhumane foreplay all wound up into one thread not meant for the weak at heart.

you mean not meant for people like you?














edit: I'm JOKING chad.. you know that.

[Goat]

Sorry man, but as of 13 minutes ago I found the light and have begun the path of reform and rebirth to travel a path of higher conciousness.

[tiedye]

So I guess you're not looking for those assless chaps anymore?

[Goat]

I will give up assless chaps for no one!

Time to shuffle off a couple and hit the sack.
Send word to your mother.

[tiedye]

word sent.

[project.one]

<3 this thread!

FYI: Thread does not = Tideye!