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Old Jul 10, 07
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is lil wayne the best rapper alive?

i think so. :D
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Old Jul 10, 07
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never even herd of them. hmmmm. i guess where have i been hey lol
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never even herd of them. hmmmm. i guess where have i been hey lol


him lol
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Old Jul 10, 07
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^^see
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Old Jul 10, 07
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sure he is - just ask him and he'll tell you as much
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Old Jul 10, 07
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"she need a candle lit anima wax it"

hahaha his shit cracks me up.
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Old Jul 10, 07
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A friend sent me this:

How to Write a 'Lil Wayne Verse in 10 Easy Steps

1. Pick a Verb. Preferably a verb about running away from the law or from an assailant. I.E. Duck, Run, Dodge or maybe Stop, Drop or Roll. L'il Wayne LOVES stopping, dropping and rolling. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

2. Connnect the verb to some sort of simile. This is crucial. Every single Lil Wayne line must contain some sort of relatively obvious simile. So maybe you can "duck like Scrooge." "Run like a bloody nose." Or even "Dodge like Kansas." You can do metaphors but try to steer away from doing this too often, lest people think that you are a different ghost-writer. That is bad. Also for bonus points talk about how "sweet" you are. Lil Wayne loves talking about being sweet like a Tahitian Treat or some other delicacy high in sucrose.

3. Mention "Slanging Keys." This is crucial to establish street cred. Don't pay attention to the fact that Lil Wayne's been famous since 12 and the only thing he knows about slangin' is that he speaks with it. After all, if you don't talk drugs how else can you impress the translucent Dairy Queen-white music critics. This way they can also compare you to the Wire. (Just remember to connect all that "slanging keys" talk with a simile).

4. Declare that you are Weezy F. Baby. This will tell listeners who you are. Sure, they probably already know, but adding The "F" in the middle of the name uncertainly adds to Wayne's level of class. It makes him seem like F. Scott Fitzgerald. Exactly like F. Scott Fitzgerald. Whatever you do, don't attempt to ascertain what the "F" stands for. That my friends is a slippery slope. And whatever you do, don't think about what the "F" stands for while looking at a picture of Wayne and Baby making out.

5. Talk about hustling. Music critics love hustling. Presumably, they are devotees to the energetic style of basketball popularized by players like Ben Wallace, Kurt Rambis and Mark Madsen. This will make them feel at home. If there's anything music writers know about, it's hustling.

6. Talk about Baby. Call him your Daddy. Forget the fact that he's not actually your Daddy. Forget the fact that the majority of people that call other men "daddy" are prostitutes. It's unimportant. Mention something that Baby told you. Maybe that he told you that "these is ." Or that he told you to "Turn around and stick out." (Maybe, he was just quoting Sir-Mix-A-Lot.) Ignore the fact that you call a man named "Baby," "Daddy." Let's just chalk that up to being a New Orleans thing.

7. Make some sort of obvious pop culture technology reference. Talk about IPods. Or Myspace. Or gigabytes. Something remotely technological. It will show that Wayne is not completely retarded (just partially) and might have actually read a newspaper once or twice. Which clearly means he is a genius.

8. Talk about how poorly you treat women. Perhaps you can claim how you'll "never love a ." Or how you'll "never give a ho a damn thing." The more misogynistic the better. This will definitely do much to steer people away from those nasty "gay" rumors.

9. Apropos to nothing, make some sort of remark about Hurricane Katrina. No need to bother making it have anything to do with the rest of the verse. After all, never underestimate white liberal guilt. Any sort of name-dropping will make white liberals feel bad and they will forget the fact that Wayne is a multi-millionaire and anoint him the voice of the people. Also, be sure to make wild ridiculous conspiracy theories like claiming that you heard George Bush blew up the levees. The more absurd the better. Go for it.

10. Proclaim yourself the "Greatest Rapper Alive."Forget the Fact that Wayne would be lucky to be included in a list of the Top 20 rappers working right now. Most music critics haven't listened to Hip Hop Made Before 1999 anyway (other than Public Enemy). If you proclaim yourself the greatest, you will be the greatest. Or at least people will be foolish enough to buy this canard.

Now you're On Your Way To Being Cash Money's Newest Ghost-Writer. Fame, Fortune (and anonymity) Await You. Feel free to produce your own little Wayne verse in the comments. Or just send it directly to Cash Money. The Ghostwriting Hotlines are open now!
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Old Jul 10, 07
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Old Jul 11, 07
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Old Jul 11, 07
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If you proclaim yourself the greatest, you will be the greatest. Or at least people will be foolish enough to buy this canard.
This part is very true. Just look at 'numbah one' DJ Tiesto.
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This part is very true. Just look at 'numbah one' DJ Tiesto.
OT: Tiesto sold out when he decided to stop putting together the Magik series. It's what brought him up and shedding that was a sign of things to come.
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Gift of Gab

/thread.
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the fact that he uses "lil" as part of his m.c. monacre is a sure sign he probably sucks.
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Gift of Gab

/thread.
Pffffffffffffffffffffffttt.

Despite his many talents with lyrics, wordplay, rhymes and flow, he's not nearly good enough live to be in the conversation.
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Pffffffffffffffffffffffttt.

Despite his many talents with lyrics, wordplay, rhymes and flow, he's not nearly good enough live to be in the conversation.
Are you kidding me? Saw him live, wicked awesome freestyling on top of really killer rhythm. Every syllable enunciated, no matter how fast he got. Alphabet Aerobics and Chemical Calesthetics are kinda cheap showy tracks, I'll give that much, but everything else I saw at the Blackalicious/Fatlip show last year told me that he was one stellar MC.
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maybe not the best

top 5 for sure

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yeeeeeaaaaaaaaaa right.
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Old Jul 12, 07
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lol try again.
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Old Jul 14, 07
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Jedi Mind Tricks, People Under the Stairs, Big L!
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Big L!
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Old Jul 16, 07
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'Pac is still alive.
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