50 Cent up on arson and attempted murder charges

[Mangle]

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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

...and yet, I can't help but feel this is just another marketing ploy to sell more copies of Before I Self-Destruct, like the shooting in front of his studio for The Massacre.

[Bevvy Swift]

Originally Posted by Mangle

this is just another marketing ploy to sell more copies of Before I Self-Destruct, like the shooting in front of his studio for The Massacre.

no shit.

[Bitchin]

what a joke.

[crookedking]

i love how his baby's momma calls him fifty cent.

[SWIFTBEATS]

His son's mother accused him of being involved, that doesn't mean that he is 'up on charges'. I think she is more likey to have done it then him, i'd hope he has enough money and brains to knock her off in a less suspicious manner.

[SWIFTBEATS]

and i wouldnt hate on him if he wanted to kill her, she sounds annoying as shit...

[Mangle]

Originally Posted by SWIFTBEATS

i'd hope he has enough money and brains to knock her off in a less suspicious manner.

Yeah, if 50 Cent is anything, it's subtle and brainy.

[SWIFTBEATS]

how would you market yourself as a rapper to make more money then he has? i think guns, hoes and drugs is about the right formula. im not a 50 cent fan but i can definatly appreciate his hussle. and if he had the balls to kill anyone it would have been whoever shot him 9 times, don;t you listen to shyne?

[SWIFTBEATS]

ohhhhhhhhhhh noooooooooo god must be ready for this ***** to go

[Senior]

omg this is exciting! when is the next installment?

[decypher]

Just before his new movie comes out...

[Mangle]

Originally Posted by SWIFTBEATS

how would you market yourself as a rapper to make more money then he has?

I wouldn't. My success is not measured by how much money I have compared to Curtis Jackson, nor would I care to compete with someone who panders to the bottom of the barrel with insane violence, homophobia, sexism, and sheer stupidity.

But, for the sake of argument, I'd probably go the route of having the biggest cock in hip-hop, and my videos would mostly consist of me strangling G-Unit and Paris Hilton to death with a 20 foot long skin-toned elastic band. After I started getting a little buzz, I'd have one of my friends shoot me and do at least 7 albums about the experience, just like Fiddy. Then I'd prolly wear a condom on my head as well as a sideways hat and burn my ex-wife's house down with my son inside, before going back to my huge dink roots. Something like that.

[SWIFTBEATS]

wow, u just dazzled me

[SWIFTBEATS]

everyone knows bitches aint shit anyways

[Mangle]

^^^ You say they ain't sh!t, but I hear they're tricks and hos.

[GSG9]

lol!!!

his girl and him have a ight

he tells her to gtfo

she does not comply with his order

a few days later her house burns down


sound like the work of a crafty muh fucka to me.

[Goodfellow]

Originally Posted by Mangle

I wouldn't. My success is not measured by how much money I have compared to Curtis Jackson, nor would I care to compete with someone who panders to the bottom of the barrel with insane violence, homophobia, sexism, and sheer stupidity.

But, for the sake of argument, I'd probably go the route of having the biggest cock in hip-hop, and my videos would mostly consist of me strangling G-Unit and Paris Hilton to death with a 20 foot long skin-toned elastic band. After I started getting a little buzz, I'd have one of my friends shoot me and do at least 7 albums about the experience, just like Fiddy. Then I'd prolly wear a condom on my head as well as a sideways hat and burn my ex-wife's house down with my son inside, before going back to my huge dink roots. Something like that.

but you're still living paycheck to paycheck and he's a millionaire making a living doing whatever the fuck he wants.

who wins?

[SEAN!]

gangsta,

i totally gotta cop his album now.

[Mangle]

Originally Posted by Goodfellow

but you're still living paycheck to paycheck and he's a millionaire making a living doing whatever the fnck he wants. who wins?

He who dies with the most toys still dies, young soul.