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Apr 24, 04
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jumped on my buddys car while he was driving and then i fell off and rolled on the ground for awhile.
crazy stupid funny combined in one...funny for people who saw. 
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Apr 24, 04
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found a webpage called fnk.ca while bored one night, joined, and haven't left the computer since.
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Apr 24, 04
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Hmm... so many options... Could be being Hammered and wandering around New West with a Transit "Temporarily Out Of Service" sticker on my chest, apparently I kissed a Parking Meter? Orrrrr.... hmmm There's plenty of Video Footage of our antics in the Great Wilds of the Cariboo. BEEEEERRRRR FAAAAACTORRRRR :toasted:
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Apr 26, 04
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Jon and a few other people will remember me and jons disco ball on the way to 555 vibes ("my fingernails are on the other side of my hand! would you like to feeel them?"). and yelling at random people out of his car. and pretty much the rest of that night. /blur
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Apr 26, 04
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My most memorable drunk memory was when I drank a 40 of colt 45 in less than 10 minutes and then ran down the hill at leeside.. I tripped, fell down the entire hill and sprained my ankle so so badly. That was pretty harsh.. Here are a few others: -going to see Sir Mix a lot at Barfly, drinking way too much and getting really sick and missing his performance :( < stupid -flashing some random cars at Douglas < stupid on my part - drinking at like 2pm in the afternoon at English Bay, running into the ocean with my girls and then having a lot of trouble getting my shirt back on... apparently there's some footage < funny - Anya and Sal will remember this one: "YOU ALL LOOK LIKE SOUR KEYS" and then crashing at my place and deciding to go to victoria early the next morning. Ahh good times
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Apr 29, 04
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hmm havent really done anything too crazy that i can remember.. generally i act normal even when im hammered, and sometimes people think that im still sober. although there was a time when i got sooo drunk that i couldnt even feel my own strength and ended up crushing a couple of bar glasses and smashing another one on a table by accident, then getting caught in the middle of a massive bar brawl, and then ended up leaving with a bunch of chicks i had just met, doing a bunch of crazy stuff, and then eventually getting back to my hotel room at 7 or 8 in the morning.. yea that night was pretty stupid.. it was in some hick town in alberta too.
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Apr 29, 04
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I was in Poland 2 summers ago camping, in the bush somewhere. Some of you guys know how it is, camping is only fun at night, in the morning, hangovers are a bitch, and you dont know what you did the night before and who the person sleeping next to you is(just hope its someone the opposite sex).. So, me and about 6 other guys started drinking at 9 in the morning to cure a hangover, seemed to work after a 40 (1.18 L of 8.2% alcochol). We got off to a good start. So about an hour later, people started waking up and we needed food, the girls didnt wanna go, so me and 4 other guys went to get food(meaning nicotene and booze). To get to the city took about an hour walk, so we made a pitstop on the way, there was a little store on the way called "Malinka", which translates into "raspberry", anyways, since it is Poland, every store sells alcohol, so we each bought apx 5 beers a head (2.5L) and sat by the curb in front of the store until we got kicked out for being to loud(we started singing =) ), so we sat by the highway drinking beer and yelling at cars going by (dont ask). We didn't get to the city and 1 of the guys went back to camp, then in about half an hour, another one went, just me and a buddy left, barely able to stand upright(after about 3 forties in apx 3 hours). We got an idea, get some booze and walk to the city, then we saw an answer to our problems, there was some sort of BEATER bike on the other side of the store, we jacked it .. fuck walking. I sat on the bar in the front, and he(Tomek) drove, he got tired, and about a kilometer later, i started driving. He went to go get some more "browary i belty" meaning beer and cheap wine, and i just drove around on the bike, then when I was driving away from him, he asked what i wanted, i turned my head, then tuened for some reason, hit the curb and bailed into the ditch I bruised my tailbone so bad that i couldnt sit down for about 2 hrs. On we went, walking the bike (we couldnt ride it, ass hurt), we finally got to the city (not really a city, only about 2000 residents, but better alcohol anyways) when we got there, we had 40 PLN (enough for a case of beer(24 cans)). That wasnt meerly enough, so he showed me some of his skills, we ended up walking away with 2 cases of beer for the price of one, luckily i had a backpack and the baeter bike had one of those baggage thingies. When we finally got back, it was around 6 (on the way back, we ditched the bike about 100 M aways from the Malinka and went to buy some motivation (beer) for our remaining coin to drink on the spot. Now it was 6.30 and I drank about 6L of beer/cheap wine so far.. We got back to camp around 8(took 1.5 hours to walk 1 km) and we were exhausted, time for a beer.. Time for a swim in the lake, our entire group went for a swim (minus one guy that was already sleeping from overboozing) I decided to show everybody how COOL i was so I showed them how me swim through about 50 meters of pussywillows(those plants with those thick black long things on top), when I got to the other side, my entire body was stracthed to hell, people were just looking at me with awe..then I looked at my body and saw what was up, oh well, I didnt fell a thing, Some guys were swimming around naked and 2 chicks were topless(nobody complained)..The next couple of hours were sorta a blur, I went for a walk with a "laska" meaning chick somewhere, but dont remember anything else happening.. Bondfire time, drinking time, showing what im made of time The bondfire was on and there was about 20 of us there altogether, I wanted to show that i can drink 4 cans of beer (2L) in 4 minutes, guess what, If you if you punch a hole in a beercan, and open it up normally, beer flows like a river, 2L was done in less than 4 minutes, i felt so proud. Half an hour later, it was hard to sit down, sometimes you overshoot the log/place you want to sit and bail hard on your ass or your back, anyways, being as smart as I am, i decided to brake some branched into smaller pieces and chuck them into the fire, I tried to get up, took a couple of steps and bailed(faceplanted) into the branched and twigs we gathered, if it wasnt for a hoody i was wearing, i could have busted my face good, luckily i landed on some smaller twigs and not bigger branches.. Some guy helped me up, and asked "are you okay" I said, i need a beer, so i got one (9L..so far) I sat down by the chick that i went for a walk with, she let me put my hand around her, and she took time, and was stroking it with her fingers, I asked her i she wanted to split a "belt" (cheap wine, .75L of 12% alcohol for about 1USD) she said fine, i was up for it, so i asked a buddy to get me one because i couldnt stand up, so we split it, I was so out of it that i dont even remember drinking my half, but could smell it on my breath, so I think i did. So since I was so confident I decided to show off a bit, "anyone want to see if they could beat me in chugging a beer"? The challenge was accepted, I lost, horribly, but did finish, which upped the count to like 10L of alcohol in a day. I needed to piss bad, went about 10 M away from the croud, dont ever know how i got there, tried to bust it out and BAILED hard over a MINI cliff (10 meters or so, at like a 45 degree angle), I battered my right knee so hard that two weeks later, it was still all purple (ask Magi, he saw the knee), anyways, I dont know how brought me up and how I got to some tent(not mine), but I ended up waking up in a tent with 2 other guys The good thing is, i realized it is possible to drink 10L of alcohol(mixed) and not puke, pretty good, huh? Note: some of this info came from other people as I was way too drunk at about 5-6 and onwards. Also, did I mention I didn't puke? :smoke:
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Apr 30, 04
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May 01, 04
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I broke a toilet once.
I dont know how i did it but i did crack the back of the tank. this was at my friends cabin at cultus. I walked out of the bathroom with a trail of water behind me. And told my friends "guys I think I started a problem I am going to bed" It is just funny how in the morning i woke up and asked "what happen to the toilet" who wants to go campping???
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