Gwar!!!!!

Cdn_Brdr · #1 (**permalink**) Nov 24, 04

I highly doubt that there is anyone else from the board going to the show but I just found out that a buddy of mine grabbed me a ticket. Sweet ass!!!

Tonight at the Commodore.... it's gonna be messy!

So... is ANYONE going???

dr0pdeadfred · #2 (**permalink**) Nov 24, 04

if it wasnt 18+ in calgary i woulda gone

DAMN YOUS HARVEY

foolish · #3 (**permalink**) Nov 24, 04

I can't belive that gwar is still around, that's fucking awesome.

BongMan · #4 (**permalink**) Nov 24, 04

I know a atleast one other person on thie board going I so wish I could of got offered a ticket but no money and have to be up at 5 the next morning

Cdn_Brdr · #5 (**permalink**) Nov 24, 04

^Dude who else is it that's going? It's always more fun to go with other peeps!

BAL1STOPHER · #6 (**permalink**) Nov 24, 04

my buddie evor was pretty stoked on bein there tonight when i talked to him this morning

BongMan · #7 (**permalink**) Nov 24, 04

Pat aka Zealoner will be goin with his brother and a crew

Cdn_Brdr · #8 (**permalink**) Nov 24, 04

Quote:

Originally Posted by BAL!S

my buddie evor was pretty stoked on bein there tonight when i talked to him this morning

He should be..... it's fucking GWAR!! Jizmack awaits!

*Kane · #9 (**permalink**) Nov 24, 04

sounds like a good old gwar style cannabilistic blood orgy,fuk this would be a crazy show, MEAT SANDWICH!!!

Kandyapple · #10 (**permalink**) Nov 24, 04

My best friend is going. I wonder if they are going to throw their own shit at the croud for this one.

*Kane · #11 (**permalink**) Nov 24, 04

^^^i think your thinking of gg allin,gwar is known for there brutal live show tho,they have all kinds of cool beheadings and whatnot on dummys,they are also known for grabbing audience members and humping there heads with giant fake dicks,oddly enouph gwar was once nominated for a grammy award....no,really

BreakfstPants · #12 (**permalink**) Nov 24, 04

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cdn_Brdr

I highly doubt that there is anyone else from the board going to the show but I just found out that a buddy of mine grabbed me a ticket. Sweet ass!!!

Tonight at the Commodore.... it's gonna be messy!

So... is ANYONE going???

I have been watching this one since the date was announced... and alas... i am unable to see the great antarctic tallent.

BreakfstPants · #13 (**permalink**) Nov 24, 04

Quote:

Originally Posted by kanus

^^^i think your thinking of gg allin,gwar is known for there brutal live show tho,they have all kinds of cool beheadings and whatnot on dummys,they are also known for grabbing audience members and humping there heads with giant fake dicks,oddly enouph gwar was once nominated for a grammy award....no,really

They were banned from canada for the longest tiime... thought they were...

Funniest part, the are Canadian i believe (or from Canada or something)

Kandyapple · #14 (**permalink**) Nov 24, 04

Quote:

Originally Posted by kanus

^^^i think your thinking of gg allin,gwar is known for there brutal live show tho,they have all kinds of cool beheadings and whatnot on dummys,they are also known for grabbing audience members and humping there heads with giant fake dicks,oddly enouph gwar was once nominated for a grammy award....no,really

hmmm maybe. My bf just told me that he saw a clip of a show once where they were shitting and threw it in some chicks face.

Dr. Doom · #15 (**permalink**) Nov 26, 04

NOOO! Doom has missed GWAR once again!

pbreak · #16 (**permalink**) Nov 26, 04

wish i could've been there...

Pennywise · #17 (**permalink**) Sep 25, 08

THE REtURN OF GWAR!
MONDAY NOVEMBER 10TH 2008
@ THE COMMODORE BALLROOM!
DING DING..... ROUND 5!

Erin · #18 (**permalink**) Sep 25, 08

I kinda wanna see this. Just a little bit though.

Prissypants · #19 (**permalink**) Sep 25, 08

Soooo there!!!! Remember Pat pre-drinks at my place... I plan to be pickled in 5-star before I get coated in blood!!!

_bRiTt · #20 (**permalink**) Sep 25, 08

how many gwar threads need to be brought up pat!

Pennywise · #21 (**permalink**) Sep 28, 08

There is never enough hype to be built up for GWAR!^

Pennywise · #22 (**permalink**) Nov 03, 08

NEXT MONDAY!!!!
I'm soooo pumped for this one!
GWARS MANAGER RETURNS FOR THE 2008 TOUR!!

SLEAZY P. MARTINI

SLEAZY P. MARTINI, LEGENDARY UNDERWORLD MOGUL, TO RETURN TO THE ROCK STAGE WITH THE MIGHTY GWAR ON THEIR "ELECTILE DYSFUNCTION" TOUR 2008!

Greeting losers, it is I, the world's shrewdest man, Sleazy P. Martini, manager of GWAR, announcing an entertainment merger between GWAR, Mid-Galactic Wrestling and the 2008 Presidential Election, in a craptacular mashup of a tour we have named "Electile Dysfunction '08." Due to popular demand, or cheap club owners that need to be "Martinied", after stiffing me last tour, I have personally come out of my semi-retirement of managing the entire porn industry to make sure that this will be the fairest and squarest test of American Presidential metal we can rig my way. Diebold can't stop the double dollop of degradation and destruction that Clinton and Obama will receive nightly at the hands of Oderus and Bone Snapper, or the torture that will see McCain mc-skinned as the candidates will be forced to prove their Presidential chops in the only arena that matters- the wrestling arena. Yes, all three candidates are on a fight card that also features a Bozo Destructo and Sawborg Destructo, as the Desructo-Destucto Express, in a championship tag team match vs. GWAR that will determine Earth's future, for a couple of hours nightly. Yes, the American Presidency and the Mid-Galactic Wrestling belts are on the line, at your local Puko-Plex Organized Death Arena, and you dumb fucks will miss it-- unless you steal your mom's credit card and get tickets now!

It's politics decided by death sport, the kind of election America deserves.

Also on the bill will be Kingdom of Sorrow (featuring members of Hatebreed and Crowbar) and Portland's thrash- lords Toxic Holocaust. Yeah, I own them, too!

Sleazy P. Martini
Manager of GWAR

_bRiTt · #23 (**permalink**) Nov 08, 08

yewwwww 2 more sleeps