some advice for everyone.

[mojo]

wear a shirt when frying bacon.

[miSsy_chriSsy]

did that last summer and burnt my nipple :(

[Mr.Dave]

I don't know what it is about bacon and being shirtless but it works out that way at least 75% of the time!

[mojo]

Originally Posted by Mr.Dave

I don't know what it is about bacon and being shirtless but it works out that way at least 75% of the time!

yes!

i never seem to learn my lesson either.

[impure]

nekked cooking never ends well...

[ebbomega]

Originally Posted by impure

nekked cooking never ends well...

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PEOPLE THEY'RE CALLED APRONS!!!

[impure]

the mental image of a middle aged slightly overweight family man standing in his kitchen frying bacon wearing nothing but a "kiss the cook" apron popped into my head when you said that.

thanks for that
i want my innocence back.

[Only_Glory]

wow imagine how much roleplaying you can do with a partner wearing nothing but an apron in the kitchen.

oh you naughty naughty girl, your cooking a naughty naughty meal
ok fine im not very good at roleplaying

[ebbomega]

Originally Posted by impure

the mental image of a middle aged slightly overweight family man standing in his kitchen frying bacon wearing nothing but a "kiss the cook" apron popped into my head when you said that.

thanks for that
i want my innocence back.

You're welcome, and no.

[{dC!}]

Originally Posted by miSsy_chriSsy

did that last summer and burnt my nipple :(

Is the nipple alright now Christy ;) lol!

[impure]

Originally Posted by ebbomega

You're welcome, and no.

you heartless bastard.

[mapleleaf4ever]

Originally Posted by miSsy_chriSsy

did that last summer and burnt my nipple :(

*insert "kissing it better" joke here*



Annnnnnnnyways, Mike, why in hell were you cooking without a Shirt... no, nevermind, not even going to ask. Anyways, like ebbo said... APRONS ARE WONDERFUL DEVICES!

[ebbomega]

Originally Posted by impure

you heartless bastard.

You should see me disembowel a poodle.

[decypher]

cooking bacon without a shirt on is how u cook good bacon.

[dr0pdeadfred]

Originally Posted by miSsy_chriSsy

did that last summer and burnt my nipple :(

how could you burn your nipple wearing a shirt and cooking bacon

[mojo]

Originally Posted by mapleleaf4ever

*insert "kissing it better" joke here*



Annnnnnnnyways, Mike, why in hell were you cooking without a Shirt... no, nevermind, not even going to ask. Anyways, like ebbo said... APRONS ARE WONDERFUL DEVICES!

man, i dont wear a shirt at home unless completely necessary.

[Dean]

i occasionally will do it shirtless on a car's engine

[miss.myra]

Originally Posted by mojo

man, i dont wear a shirt at home unless completely necessary.

You're definitely allowed to do that, and feel lucky you've got the body to be alotted that privilege!

har!

[impure]

Originally Posted by ebbomega

You should see me disembowel a poodle.

where do i sign up?
i never liked them poodles.

[xxViceRoyxx]

I dunno about cooking naked, but i sure do about sleeping naked, PERSONAL QUESTION WHO HERE SLEEPS WITH NOTHING!?!
i walk around with my boxers all the time at home too, i like feeling comfy.

[joce]

Originally Posted by mojo

wear a shirt when frying bacon.

hahaha. to funny. i learned my lesson while frying prawns, i was drunk and had to put on a ski jacket to save myself from the flying oil... interesting experience. karma to you for warning others of this seemingly innocent and tasty danger.