So you want to be a DJ…..

[socool]

i agree with shayna, this is a neat idea. respect!

[Toxxin Ephekt]

Originally Posted by Dj BABYSMALZ

no he didnt.....did he?? did u??


P.S FUCKEN CALL ME BACK YOU JACK ASS!!!!!!!! WTF Y U DOGGING ME?!?!?! I REALLY NEED THOSE CDS!!!

Sorry Kamila, I've been working latetly, been having to seal the deal on my new house, and I sleep in when I dont have to work.... =S

[Toxxin Ephekt]

Originally Posted by Avana

Well, I will consider it....send me a pm with a link to your set.

ps - the post does say opening, so if you bitch about your slot time, I am kicking your ass. :P

Word up Avana...I'll record something right after I take a shower right now. Thanks!

[Cdn_Brdr]

I wanna dress up like the mufucka's from FUBAR and do an all 80's and 90's hair metal rock out..... we can shotgun cans of Pil and headbang like nobodies business.

I'll be all like 'SHOT THROUGH THE HEART AND YOU'RE TO BLAME!'
and the crowd will be all like 'BABY YOU GIVE LOVE A BAD NAME!"

This is all like me pumping the crowd (minus the cowboy gear)


This is all like the crowd rockin' out


and then we'll all be like 'WOW, OMG.... TOO MUCH METAL FOR ONE HAND!'



and then we'll all be like 'OMFG... AIR GUITAR!!!!!'



and then we'll be all like 'TIME FOR SOME MUFUCKIN' MOTLEY CRUE!!!'



yeah.... it'll be fuckin wild..... crazy man, just fuckin crazy.

[Gusto]

ahaha thats a recipe for a good night right there. is the air guitar from poundit? or is that a totally different air guitar?

[Cdn_Brdr]

That is most definitely some Pound It air guitar....

I'm fucking serious... somebody book me.... I'll have that stage jumping like fucking psycho styles....

Shawn, I can always tell when you are bored....

PS - if you want to audition for my stage for stage jockey, we can vote on it.

[Cdn_Brdr]

People know that I'm a fuckin riot... we get the right people to lead it and we got ourselves the hour of fuckin power....

Like I'd win a vote at this point though.... you think a bunch of ravers are gonna vote for a guy to play cd tracks of hair metal!?! Hell no

Would they rock the fuck out like a bunch of crack monkeys when me and my crew hit the stage!?!?! Hell fucking yes.... guaranteed.

Originally Posted by Toxxin Ephekt

Word up Avana...I'll record something right after I take a shower right now. Thanks!

Wayne, you would still have to be voted on by FNK. Some might think it is unfair that you get to play apex again!

Originally Posted by Cdn_Brdr

People know that I'm a fuckin riot... we get the right people to lead it and we got ourselves the hour of fuckin power....

Like I'd win a vote at this point though.... you think a bunch of ravers are gonna vote for a guy to play cd tracks of hair metal!?! Hell no

Would they rock the fuck out like a bunch of crack monkeys when me and my crew hit the stage!?!?! Hell fucking yes.... guaranteed.

Shawn, I can't guarantee there will be an hour of your music played. How about I agree to a crazy wig, as well as you mc-ing.

(prays to god she isn't screwing herself over)

[Gusto]

shawn is more than just a dj. shawn is a performance artist.

[Cdn_Brdr]

gusto knows what's up

[Gusto]

i think i speak for shawn when i say, "screw your compromise".

as long as he promises not to air scratch my headliners record, I am cool

Originally Posted by gusto

i think i speak for shawn when i say, "screw your compromise".

What are you, his manager now?

Step off, or I am telling everyone you are going to let heather convince you into a thong.

[Cdn_Brdr]

Hahahaha..... I tell you, I've seen this shit in action in front of a raver crowd and it's a balls out rock fest....

THROW UP YOUR HORNS!

[Cdn_Brdr]

PS - This is kinda one of the best posts ever!

[Gusto]

Originally Posted by Avana

What are you, his manager now?

Step off, or I am telling everyone you are going to let heather convince you into a thong.

its just this new thing i do, where i talk for other people like i'm the boss of them. it's pretty next level, you'll appreciate it in a few weeks.

and what kind of threat is that anyway, aha.

[Cdn_Brdr]

Dude, you might have been spot on but fuck.... you're totally not the boss of me OK!?!

Seriously.... everybody vote for the APEX POWER HOUR!!!

Originally Posted by Gusto

its just this new thing i do, where i talk for other people like i'm the boss of them. it's pretty next level, you'll appreciate it in a few weeks.

and what kind of threat is that anyway, aha.

You just want her to see your package all balled up n'shit.

Actually, this whole bossing Shawn around thing could be entertaining.....tell me more.

[Gusto]

hey i said "like" i am.

Originally Posted by Cdn_Brdr

Dude, you might have been spot on but fuck.... you're totally not the boss of me OK!?!

Seriously.... everybody vote for the APEX POWER HOUR!!!

It would actually be the Apex 45 minutes power ummm less than hour. :D

[Cdn_Brdr]

The 45 minute power hour?

I'll find a stage who appreciates what I have to offer.... you just wait and see!

Originally Posted by Cdn_Brdr

The 45 minute power hour?

I'll find a stage who appreciates what I have to offer.... you just wait and see!

Haha, I can put in a good word for you at the next meeting.

[Cdn_Brdr]

You totally shouldn't delete this thread tomorrow... it'd be a shame for the humour in it to go to waste.