Porn Titles

[*SunShyne*]

So, I managed an adult movie & toy store for about a year last year before I came out to Burnaby... and the stories I could tell you...

But I won't...

So instead, I will share with you some of my favourite titles...

Pull my hair and call me stupid
Tales from her Clit
The ozporns
Cum on my retainer and I'll put it back in my mouth
Pink Eye: The love you can see cuming


just to name a few...

[Pennywise]

Grannies with trannies?

[Ms.Tarantula]

oh dear lol..

the first time someone told me about Ram Trilogy I thought it was porn lol!!

[Toxxin Ephekt]

Originally Posted by Ms.Tarantula

oh dear lol..

the first time someone told me about Ram Trilogy I thought it was porn lol!!

HAHAHAHHA< ROFL.....thats hilarious.... ( I'm laughing with you BTW... =)

[Ms.Tarantula]

I went to the show with them and I absolutely love ram trilogy now.. but lol.. it DOES sound like a porn title doesnt it!?

[C_squared]

crouching clam, hidden sausage...

this movie has to be made.

[Ms.Tarantula]

you must spread some karma around... lol

[Grapes]

One time I was at Black Dog video.. they said I had a late fee, but I couldn't remember what it would be for, so I got them to look it up. The girl scrolls down and says "Oh.. it's for Pacific Rim Jobbers 2"

Took me a lot longer than it took my buddy to realize she was fucking with me.

Loooool!

[Technix]

Wut about Moulin Splooge?

or Sperms of Endearment?

[hardstylin]

milfs and cookies

[Flip]

Brokeback Mountain.

[MissMarz]

classic... debbie does dallas
and a more recent (from gf's staggette) Here cum the brides- all anal

oh dear lol

[*SunShyne*]

gaping holes
infected anuses (yes, this one ACTULLY exists)

[sNyx]

PRIME CUTS - YO QUIERO TACO SMELL
PRIME CUTS - ONE FELL INTO THE POO-POO'S NEST
AMATEURS ONLY #129 - I'M A BROWN SHIT-HOLED WHORE
FAT THE BALD AND THE UGLY

[esoter1c]

Forrest Hump........classic.

[Lazy-Rich]

I used to work for the BC board of film classification. Best I ever saw was 'American Fist and Piss'. I'll never forget the time I had to write to a movie publisher telling them to remove the scene in which the policewoman with the eye patch urinates on the pizza boy.

[project.one]

Hardcore Midget Porn from Outer Space!

[kAyB]

hah my friend said arma get it on

i cant think of any

[mapleleaf4ever]

Shaving Ryan's Privates

[Technix]

I still like Moulin Splooge & Sperms of Endearment.

[*SunShyne*]

sperms of endearment was absolutely hillarious.

[C_squared]

A splooge too far.

Another film that needs to be made.

[LeeBrat]

Originally Posted by *SunShyne*

gaping holes

haha...i used to work at rogers...and we had that one
or at least i think it was that one...it might have been 'wet gaping holes' or something along those lines....

[Mista Fitz]

Star Whores: Return Of The One-Eye

and of course, The Empire Strokes Black

[LONERAVER]

Black Cock Down