spray on condoms

[t-skywalker]

Originally Posted by neoh

spray it on before you leave for the club!

could you stay hard that long? ;)

[apri_peel]

Originally Posted by crookedking

what does that make me? a person that you will never add to your list of fnkers to meet.

guess its a good time as any to start that list now

[FireWire]

*chuckles*

[MissBehavior]

Originally Posted by crookedking

you do realise that thinking about stuff like that is the first step towards becoming a murderer, right?

Actually, the first step is wetting the bed, the second is killing small animals.

Or is that just being a sociopath?

[crookedking]

Originally Posted by MissBehavior

Actually, the first step is wetting the bed, the second is killing small animals.

Or is that just being a sociopath?

wetting the bed just means you're a sissy.

and most sociopaths are.

[Ista]

Id be running around the streets of toronto attacking people with it.
fuck I'd use it as a self defense mechanism.

"Back off! Or I'll condomize your fucking face you bastard!"

the new replacement to pepperspray....

[kAyB]

the picture wouldnt show..

[kAyB]

now it did haha only the germans would think of this.. geez..

[Cool-Water]

1sec baby lemme do a lil spray spray - wtf? go n get sized up and your own special condom fitted if you want to go to all that trouble
...spray on pppppffft LOL