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Jan 21, 07
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girls who slutted in highschool are pretty fun in the sack after 20 I have found..
Ohh ya I lost my V when I was 17 in Florida I was drunk and living next door to a stripper I don't remember much but yaa she had tig ol bitties. Last edited by BongMan; Jan 21, 07 at 03:45 PM. 
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Jan 21, 07
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^^^ Funny, I've been told the same!
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Jan 21, 07
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not in highschool. you don't want to get beef curtains at a young age.
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Jan 22, 07
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THAT WASN'T YOU WAS IT? OH SHIT I THOUGHT THAT WAS JUST A REALLY TIGHT PUSSY. Serves me right for losing it on a glory hole.
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Jan 22, 07
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im saving myself for someone really special.
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Jan 22, 07
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Jan 22, 07
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Deaner being on the top. "chatter chatter chatter chatter Guys im really fucked up still chatter chatter chatter i did like 5 or 6 chatter chatter chatter"
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Jan 22, 07
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you went too far, man.
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Jan 22, 07
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Hahahaha.. "So.. you guys do a lot of drugs right? I guess I should just think of you as like.. experts or something." Oh man.. to be young again.
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Feb 18, 07
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I was at burger king, and then this man in his 30's came in with this hot ass daughter.. like jessica simpson in dukes of hazard - except she was from thailand.
He was sitting at the table beside me, and i overheard them argueing about how she wasn't allowed to have sex... so when her dad went to the washroom i gave her my number and said that i could teach her what to do and what not to do so that she doesn't look stupid her first time having sex. She came over at like 9pm the next day (she had told her parents she was sleeping at a friends house) we started talking and were watching a movie etc.. things were going good... then she told me she wanted to practice kissing (mind you we'd both had a few drinks in us while watching the movie)... So we start kissing and whatever.. then i start grabbing her boobs... which at the time felt pretty firm.. and i mean like REALLY firm... i tried to go up her shirt but she wouldn't let me... but i touched them so much from the outside that i guess i must have dislodged something and when she stood up.. one of her "boobs" (an orange cut in half) fell out onto the ground.. I was pissed off and she was embarrassed... but i figured.. whatever... i'm drunk... she still has a nice ass... i just wont tell my friends about this.. So i go to take off her pants and she says "wait! turn the lights off first".... i'm like...okay.. maybe she has self esteem issues.... so i turn off the lights... and take off her pants... I start feeling her ass... and then i hear a loud muffler outfront of my house... SHIT! it's my mom! and we're in the living room! She pulls into the driveway and her headlights hit the living room window illuminating the entire room.. and that's when i noticed it.... ....you hear about it on the news.... ...you see it on the internet.... ....she had... ....a fucking bulge i had a 19 year old ladyboy in my living room half naked.... what do i do? how do i explain this to my mom? so i did what every normal 17 year old would do in my situation... i quickly ran into the kitchen and grabbed a jar of mustard and a banana and a thing of saran wrap... i got naked and completely covered my body with mustard.... i put the banana on top of my head and saran wrapped it to my head so that it wouldn't fall off... then i proceeded to run up the stairs to my room and opened the closet.. then in a box labelled "In case of emergency only" i found my trusty wizard's hat. I put it on and ran downstairs with a half empty bottle of dasani water. As soon as my mom walked in the door i drop kicked her in the face.. this would later prove to have successfully bought me time.. she was passed out in the entry way and still hadn't seen the ladyboy version of jessica simpson in dukes of hazard. I grabbed the lady boy by the hair to throw her out.. and her wig came off.... so assuming the rest of her do up was fake, i grabbed her by the only thing that i thought was real.... her big..... fat.... earlobe... what did you think i was gonna say you sick fucks!? I pulled her into the backyard and told her to leave... and that i loved her.... but now looking back on it, i think it was lust... not love... anyways.... i ran back inside my house and just as the time my mom was waking up by my drop kick induced coma.... i faked a seizure... she called 911 and they came and grabbed me... being in the hospital bought me some time to compose a believabe story about what had just happened and my reasoning for drop kicking her. end result? there is none. i'm going to thailand for a sex vacation with emphasis on the lady boy strech in downtown thailand. The end.
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Feb 18, 07
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fuckin wow lol thats teh fucking stupidest / best story i have ever herd
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Feb 18, 07
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yeah definatly crap... why im on fnk at 2 50 in the fucking morning.. god only knows.. but stories like this get rid of my discontention
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Feb 19, 07
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