All Shit Aside, Would You Fcuk Paris Hilton?

[Pegasus]

EWWW fuck no
that is just gross

[LiveOnJim]

Hey if you fuck her you would be like fucking 500 other celebrities!!! i like the saying shes the neighbourhood tricycle everyone gets a ride!!! alllrigggghhht
and heck no i wouldn't touch her if you can tell i would rather punch her , shes worn fur before!!! and her voice makes me want to poke at my eye, LiveonJim + Paris Hilton = someones going to get hurt realllll bad

[Pegasus]

wow that was a drunken post above..

but seriously, i dont think i could handle being near something with a lower IQ than my doorknob.. let alone fuck it..
*shudder*

[hardstylin]

i would fuck her and then brag about it for the rest of my life.

[MissMarz]

Originally Posted by LLaaUUrrYYn

She has a hot body..but no..her coochie is so used. ew.

PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME WHY SHE DOES THIS!

[tiedye]

Originally Posted by LLaaUUrrYYn

She has a hot body..but no..her coochie is so used. ew.

Hahaha, that's so obviously photoshopped. The window tints her arm a completely different colour from her legs. That's not even believable in the slightest.

And as per the thread.. hells yeah. Get in, get out (maybe get in and out again) and then order shit up on her room service bill.

[QUITEFRANKLY]

^^^^^ i dont know about the photoshop thing, looks real to me, is it so hard to believe that one of the worlds biggest sluts has a pussy to match?

Hasnt anybody heard about her VALTREX prescription leaked on paris exposed dot com

Any1 who's down, would soon have a full blown case of Herpes

[LLaaUUrrYYn]

Originally Posted by tiedye

Hahaha, that's so obviously photoshopped. The window tints her arm a completely different colour from her legs. That's not even believable in the slightest.

And as per the thread.. hells yeah. Get in, get out (maybe get in and out again) and then order shit up on her room service bill.

HEY HIPPY

*I* didnt look close enough to see if it was photoshopped! Apparently you did!

=P

[kAyB]

umm naw i dont think i would.. she does have that town pump look to her..

[Gusto]

it's funny how everyone is talking about what a slut she is, when really i'm sure a lot of "normal" people that you know are a lot worse.

Originally Posted by Gusto

it's funny how everyone is talking about what a slut she is, when really i'm sure a lot of "normal" people that you know are a lot worse.

A lot of people in this thread are worse.

Originally Posted by LLaaUUrrYYn

She has a hot body..but no..her coochie is so used. ew.

I WANTED TO THANK YOU FOR MAKING THIS THREAD NSFW. IT TOTALLY ROCKED WHEN I OPENED IT THIS MORNING, FROM WORK!

[robyn]

and what's with saying she has a used vagina, like if you're in a monogamous relationship getting regular sex your vagina is going to be equally if not more used

[J o e l]

Originally Posted by -evil-duerr-

(insert famous ben affleck quote from mallrats)

"some where very uncomfortable"

"like the back of a volkswagon???"

"SHUT UP GILL!!!"

or some other quote?

[.Ice]

ALL SHIT aside, i wouldnt know who she is. cause thats what shes known for ...

[LLaaUUrrYYn]

Originally Posted by Avana

I WANTED TO THANK YOU FOR MAKING THIS THREAD NSFW. IT TOTALLY ROCKED WHEN I OPENED IT THIS MORNING, FROM WORK!

SORRY AVANA

[Grapes]

Originally Posted by Gusto

it's funny how everyone is talking about what a slut she is, when really i'm sure a lot of "normal" people that you know are a lot worse.

For the record I'm a lot more concerned with how incredibly stupid she is. And vapid, and shallow, and full of herself.

Sluttiness ranks pretty low on the list of Paris Problems.

[-evil-duerr-]

umm. this is a raver board.

i'd bet my nut sack that the majority of the people who post here have fucked much dumber and uglier broads than paris hilton.

so all the cunts that said they wouldn't are either gay, or just full of shit.


what you think the girls you've put it to havent fucked as many guys as paris hilton? ya, thats what they tell you. dopes

[shorty187]

Originally Posted by hardstylin

i would fuck her and then brag about it for the rest of my life.

u and me both

[Antenna_Boy]

Originally Posted by MissMarz

PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME WHY SHE DOES THIS!

because she can :)

[Grapes]

Originally Posted by Grapes

For the record I'm a lot more concerned with how incredibly stupid she is. And vapid, and shallow, and full of herself.

Sluttiness ranks pretty low on the list of Paris Problems.

From thesuperficial:

"Here are some more videos from ParisExposed.com of Paris Hilton calling people "******s" and "faggots" and "chinks" and pretty much every other ignorant ass thing a person can say. She's also seen doing ecstasy and smoking pot and in one of the videos says: "I get fucked in the butt for coke!""

Like I was saying.....

[diva]

Originally Posted by robyn

and what's with saying she has a used vagina, like if you're in a monogamous relationship getting regular sex your vagina is going to be equally if not more used

hahahaha

[-evil-duerr-]

Originally Posted by Grapes

She's also seen doing ecstasy and smoking pot and in one of the videos says: "I get fucked in the butt for coke!""

.....

she sounds like fun ha ha

[Courtney]

any guy who says they wouldn't is a liar
guys will fuck anything

[ebbomega]

Last time someone on FNK asked a question like this, they ended up playing the "YA RIGHT YOU'D HIT IT LIKE EVERY OTHER GUY ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH" when I said that she was ugmo as sin.

Two days after that argument they aired the Stupid Spoiled Wh*re episode of South Park.

My opinion hasn't changed.