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Old Feb 03, 07
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mojo is just really nicemojo is just really nicemojo is just really nicemojo is just really nicemojo is just really nicemojo is just really nice
Breakup haikus
The company pier
should have a "no fishing" sign.
Time to look elsewhere.



feel free to add.
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Old Feb 03, 07
i really look like this!
  
Join Date: Apr 2001
yoko* is a jewel in the roughyoko* is a jewel in the roughyoko* is a jewel in the roughyoko* is a jewel in the roughyoko* is a jewel in the rough
This.sounds.depressing
and.my.spacebar.is.broken
will.post.one.later
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Old Feb 03, 07
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FireWire will become famous soon enough
"It wasn't meant to be."
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Old Feb 03, 07
The Missing Link
  
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Sasquatch is an unknown quantity at this point
The girl got too scared.
and slowly lost her stomach.
With fecophilia.
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Old Feb 03, 07
sup?
  
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Oh man.. you've all butchered the ancient and sublime beauty of a haiku. . . .
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Old Feb 03, 07
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ceiling cat!
  
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"It wasn't meant to be."
Not smart enough to be in this thread, please exit side right.
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Old Feb 04, 07
tellin it like it is
  
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ja_raul is an unknown quantity at this point
was not meant to be
denial was my escape
guess what, you have aids

edit : haikus are fun

you broke up with me?
damn bitch, you as cold as ice
refrigerator
Last edited by ja_raul; Feb 04, 07 at 04:23 AM.
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Old Feb 04, 07
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ceiling cat!
  
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Quote:
guess what, you have aids
Possibly the best 5 syllables ever added to a haiku
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Old Feb 05, 07
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1up motherfucker
  
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Small pox, black plague, worms,
Scabies and bachelorhood
Guess which one you have.
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Old Feb 05, 07
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mojo is just really nicemojo is just really nicemojo is just really nicemojo is just really nicemojo is just really nicemojo is just really nice
I moved out today
new roomates, named mom and dad
hurry up Spring, you bitch.
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Old Feb 05, 07
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ceiling cat!
  
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^ It's surprisingly easy to fuck up a haiku. Even smart people do it.
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Old Feb 05, 07
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mojo is just really nicemojo is just really nicemojo is just really nicemojo is just really nicemojo is just really nicemojo is just really nice
Hey, thanks!

and yes, you are right. I struggled with that line for a bit. stupid parents.

ps: anyone need a roomate?
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Old Feb 05, 07
nope.
  
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robyn is a jewel in the roughrobyn is a jewel in the roughrobyn is a jewel in the roughrobyn is a jewel in the rough
hey fuckface, give back
my vcr and my keys
get out of my house
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Old Feb 05, 07
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and yes, you are right. I struggled with that line for a bit. stupid parents.

More concerned with the last line there, champ.

Dating her was fun
that is until, later on,
she showed me her wang
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Old Feb 05, 07
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mojo is just really nicemojo is just really nicemojo is just really nicemojo is just really nicemojo is just really nicemojo is just really nice
I give up.
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Old Feb 05, 07
MoonBeach coming soon...
  
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The company pier
should have a "no fishing" sign.
Time to look elsewhere.



feel free to add.
the thread should have closed right here
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Old Feb 06, 07
be gentle...I'm dainty
  
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Prissypants will become famous soon enough
Don't speak of caring
There was no love in your heart
As you tore mine out
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Old Feb 06, 07
i wear my sunglasses@nite
  
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ill-esha is on a distinguished road
You're always "too tired"
I just want lots of sex0r
Guess it's not from you.
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Old Feb 06, 07
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1up motherfucker
  
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Throughout our tenure,
You've cherished things near and dear.
Well, they're on the lawn.
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Old Feb 06, 07
i wear my sunglasses@nite
  
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ill-esha is on a distinguished road
Stop taking money
From my pocket every day
And get a damn job!
Last edited by ill-esha; Feb 06, 07 at 04:26 PM.
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Old Feb 06, 07
i wear my sunglasses@nite
  
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ill-esha is on a distinguished road
hehe, this is fun

Tonight, finally
I will not have to ask you
"Hey, is it in yet?"
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Old Feb 06, 07
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you are psychotic
nothing good can come of this
restraining order

(I'll put an ill-esha-style disclaimer on this too ok...)
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Old Feb 06, 07
sponge & scooby r my boys
  
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Skitzo_Style will become famous soon enough
i love you alot,
but i sucked off your brother,
and his buddy too.
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Old Feb 06, 07
Fuck you lucy
  
Join Date: Aug 2005
clearist is an unknown quantity at this point
welcome to dumps-ville
ive had enough of your shit
so fuck off OK
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