some long erned advice

[Ree Fresh]

FOURTEEN THINGS THAT IT TOOK ME OVER 50 YEARS TO LEARN: by Dave Barry


1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on
the same night.


2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has
not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would
be
"meetings."


3. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."


4. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never
want
you to share yours with them.

5. You should not confuse your career with your life.


6. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.


7. Never lick a steak knife.


8. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.


9. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling

reason why we observe daylight savings time.


10. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests

that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging

from her at that moment.


11. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make
a

big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven.


12. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender,

religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside,
we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.


13. A person, who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice

person. (This is very important. Pay attention. It never fails.)


14. Your friends love you anyway.


FINAL Thought for the day:

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built
The

Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

[Goat]

10. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests

that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging

from her at that moment.

uber wurd

[kimmay candy]

I like the 14th one..your friends love you anyway..atleast I hope they do

[zarlon]

8. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.

^ BAAAHAHA...

That has been proven very well recently.. ohhh shiittttttttt