Bidets

shorerider · #1 (**permalink**) Feb 29, 04

Anyone else find these things erotic?

Discuss.

rawb · #2 (**permalink**) Feb 29, 04

not after having a drunk friend in high school try one at this house party. i ended up driving her home as she rocked back and forth moaning about how she will never have sex again and how her pussy was gunna end up looking like burnt chicken.

Pussy_Kat · #3 (**permalink**) Feb 29, 04

what is it?

shorerider · #4 (**permalink**) Feb 29, 04

It is a toilet like looking thing, shoots water around the bum/muff area leave you nice and clean.

rawb. you should have hit it.

Lunch Box · #5 (**permalink**) Feb 29, 04

thats disguting for a guy to use man !! but gurls .... i uno about taht one kinda kinky i guess...

shorerider · #6 (**permalink**) Feb 29, 04

What the hell are you talking about? you only get so clean with TP. it's just a gentle spray of warm water moistening your tushy. Sheesh.

P.S. PRUDE!

Lunch Box · #7 (**permalink**) Feb 29, 04

Quote:

Originally posted by shorerider
What the hell are you talking about? you only get so clean with TP. it's just a gentle spray of warm water moistening your tushy. Sheesh.

P.S. PRUDE!

you just make it sound so not gay you should become a bidet salesperson i would buy one

Rhianna · #8 (**permalink**) Feb 29, 04

Quote:

Originally posted by rawb
not after having a drunk friend in high school try one at this house party. i ended up driving her home as she rocked back and forth moaning about how she will never have sex again and how her pussy was gunna end up looking like burnt chicken.

what went wrong? it sounds like something very wrong happend there.

rawb · #9 (**permalink**) Feb 29, 04

the water was way too hot. like scalding hot.

girl was in PAIN, yo.

Kelster · #10 (**permalink**) Feb 29, 04

i've got one in my house

i've used it once...when i was like 5, i had the stomach flu and bad diarrhea and nobody wanted to wipe my ass so they threw me on the badet

hot

Rhianna · #11 (**permalink**) Feb 29, 04

my grandma had one in her old house. i always used to get in truble because i'd turn it on full blast. the water would almost hit the ceiling. man what a water mess. it was fun though. it was like having a fountain in your house.

shorerider · #12 (**permalink**) Feb 29, 04

I used to think that it was a water fountain when I was 10. my neighbour in Whistler had one. My parents would not tell me what it was for, damn old school German prudes

Oh, and French whores use them. Maybe that is part of the reason I find them hot.

donkey punch · #13 (**permalink**) Mar 01, 04

yes very hot
almost as erotic as douching