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It's gotta be the Abe Lincoln.
That's when you bang a bitch in the butt and as you're about to come you punch her in the back of the head to knock her out(donkey punch). But instead of shooting in her pooper, you whip it out and blast your spunk on her face. Then you shave off her pubes and glue them to her face using your load. Then you put a tall black hat on her head and take a picture of her doing a sleeping Abe Lincoln impersonation. She'll love you in the morning. And if she doesn't, you can black-mail her by threatening to send the picture to her grand-parents, showing what thier little angel does in her spare time. Other than that I like to cuddle :) |
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kissing collarbone area..
kissing higher neck area like RIGHT under the ear the occasional slap or grab ... if you do it too much during sex it ruins it ... much more effective in moderation :) Golden showers.... not only do you not have to interupt sex if you have to pee... but it's good for her skin apparently.... part 1,2 and 3 are true :) |
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/\Dude, that totally gave me wood, congrats. It must have been your use of the word "storking". I haven't gone on a good storking binge in a while, whanna come over for a quick stork? |
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But I think that's my fave too. Sleeping/lying w/ him naked. You know what else rocks? Waking up in the morning, seeing my man next to me and thinking "Oh ya you're here, you're my favourite!" |