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  #26 (permalink)  
Old Jun 02, 04
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^ I tried to say we were just makin out....but it didnt help n e. I guess it'll make my aunt think twice before just waltzing in next time eh lmao
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Old Jun 02, 04
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im so sick and tired of it that i jacked a hotel room door hangy thing..one side says DO NOT DISTURB! lol so nice
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Old Jun 02, 04
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My bedroom is also the living room of my apartment. But I've still managed to avoid getting caught. Heh heh... I find the thought rather hysterical, because I think it would be more traumatic to my roommate than it would be to me.

Hooray for big ass curtains. Soon there will just be noise.
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Old Jun 02, 04
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I'm not sure what would be worse, wlking in on my brother or having him walk in on me. I think either way I might die.
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Old Jun 02, 04
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nope never been caught havin sex but i was caught givin head at work by another co-worker.. :D
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Old Jun 03, 04
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I've had my mother walk in on me 2 times... Although, both times I was living in her basement sweet, and did not hear her open the door or come down the stairs... Never knew she was there until after the fact... (Both times she just walked out again)
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Old Jun 04, 04
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mother walked in after violent sex.
no sheets, no pillows, just a bare ass matress and two sweaty bodies. I locked all the doors, then I hear someone say "Why are all the doors locked?" - Got up and hid behind the door as she got in - saw my girlfriend though.

"IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK MOM."

lord.
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Old Jun 16, 04
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I was being kissed by someone and his roomate saw us and broke it up. Really sucked because it was one dope ass kiss.
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Old Jun 23, 04
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I was in my boyfriends room and a friend of his family walked in and were like are u guys done yet, It was embarassing to be around him for the next few days. Its not a big deal though at first i felt a little traumatized but not anymore
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Old Jun 23, 04
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^ Uhh.. thats a little... VERY fucking rude.

Supposidly me and my boy have, I dont remember but he says his sister has seen various parts of my anatomy. She seems to have learned her lesson though.

HIs dad walked in and asked him a question, then left. Luckily he was on top of me, with the covers on and the top of my body was blocked by his desk beside his bed. Other than that, I haven't been allowed boys in my room with the door closed until this relationship/age so I never really got it on at my house (at least when anyone was home)
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Old Jun 23, 04
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nope never been caught havin sex but i was caught givin head at work by another co-worker.. :D

wow thats hot!!!
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Old Jun 23, 04
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Originally Posted by exotica
my nana walked in on me... she FREAKED out.. she was like "you lil whore!" then she looked to my boyfriend and said "you fucking pervert get OUT!" Then she pulled the blankets off and called me some more names, then she pull my boyfriend outa the bedroom and litterally through his ass out on the street then she picked up his shoes and chucked them at his head, one which actually hit his head giving him a black eye...
This all came outa a 75 year old woman... I was terrified.
This one takes the cake.
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Old Jun 23, 04
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^^ you ain't every seen a mad old lady till you seen my drunk irish nana, ooooooooooooooooooooo man
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Old Jun 23, 04
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then there was my mom...thank i pulled covers over in time and she didnt turn on the light...but she figured out what we were doing made a ARGG noise and shut the door hard lol...she never did say anything about it tho

its like hello KNOCK? do ppl do that now a days?....
aren't you like 15? what the hell are boys doing in your room anyway - proper 15 year old sex happens outdoors or while you are babysitting...
not in your home, my mom would have decapitated me and gone bowling with my head had that happened

When i was 20 or so, i was at a ruckus houseparty and my boy and i decided to sneak off - our drunken choice of locations wasn't the best however, as our hosts younger sister and three of her friends came in

only months later, at an afterparty..it seemed like a good idea to get it on on the back porch of the house...as it turns out, we were positioned right behind the glass door that the dj was spinning in front of
we gave the DJ quite a show

i hear about that time still when i go to Nanaimo
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Old Jun 23, 04
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^She'll be 15 in 2 weeks 4 days.

Oh and look that's when I turn 20!
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Old Jun 23, 04
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Originally Posted by babi-xtc
um first one would be my brother, haha finding my boyfriend buttnaked on the floor not good! :P he was pretty choked but then all he said to me after my ex left was stop messing around lol...

then there was my mom...thank i pulled covers over in time and she didnt turn on the light...but she figured out what we were doing made a ARGG noise and shut the door hard lol...she never did say anything about it tho

its like hello KNOCK? do ppl do that now a days?....
ur kidding?
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Old Jun 23, 04
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Originally Posted by babi-xtc
um first one would be my brother, haha finding my boyfriend buttnaked on the floor not good! :P he was pretty choked but then all he said to me after my ex left was stop messing around lol...

then there was my mom...thank i pulled covers over in time and she didnt turn on the light...but she figured out what we were doing made a ARGG noise and shut the door hard lol...she never did say anything about it tho

its like hello KNOCK? do ppl do that now a days?....
You really shouldn't be having sex at 14. Don't tell me it's none of my business either, you openly post about it so I have a right to an opinion.
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Old Jun 23, 04
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^you really shouldnt be a shalloow,insipid,judgemental cunt.Dont tell me its none of my business either,you openly post about it so I have the right to hold an opinion.:)


anyways back to the subject at hand,
Ive been caught soooooooo many times. My most memorable tho was when i was about 16 at my old housein abby. I had the basement suite 2 myself so i thought all was good when me and my ex came home hammered from a hard night of drinking at the bar. We were being loud and he was doing a strip show for me...he made me take his belt and demanded i spank his ass. So i complied, so my bfs bent oveer my bed naked and im whipping his ass with his belt and my mom walks in.

SHE TWEAKED! so funny i was so drunk and i laughed so hard i almost pissed myself. I still havent been able to live that one down.
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Old Jun 23, 04
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my mom walked in a couple years ago and yelled at me infront of him and called him a strange boy! That was embarassing...
Another time i was at my ex bf's house and i snuck in and his mom came in to ask him a question and he threw the blankets over me and put pillows around me but my shoes were right by his door but she didnt notice... we were sooo lucky and i left right after that!
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Old Jun 23, 04
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haha i was cought by my best friend in his house .... in the living room on his new coach LOL !! ... he went up stairs for a bit and me and my ex started fucking .. then the phone rang and he ran down to pick it up n he saw me n my ex butt naked lol ...

he still hasnt forgaven me lol
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Old Jun 26, 04
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Omg

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Originally Posted by exotica
my nana walked in on me... she FREAKED out.. she was like "you lil whore!" then she looked to my boyfriend and said "you fucking pervert get OUT!" Then she pulled the blankets off and called me some more names, then she pull my boyfriend outa the bedroom and litterally through his ass out on the street then she picked up his shoes and chucked them at his head, one which actually hit his head giving him a black eye...
This all came outa a 75 year old woman... I was terrified.
wow, best ~FUCKiNG~ thread ever...HiLariOuS...yeh i've been caught a few times, once my buddy came up to my basement window tappen on it late at night back in skooL HiGH n the fucker kept tappen then opened the window n said fuck i want some weed...and the next time, was back when i was piMp n had a dope freaky girL who brought her look alike blonde girl over n we got it on dopeLy...tequiLa is amaziNg...so anyways we got loud n my dad got mad cuz it was 1 AM on a weeknight, in summer, so he came downstairs n pounded on my door cuz i had a lock n shit n yeLLed 'keep it down or you're fukt'....LoL..will remember those words forever

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Old Jun 27, 04
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Originally Posted by LLaaUUrrYYn
meh. everyone has sex.. walking in on someone wouldnt phase me.. even a family member.. i think i could easily just shrug it off. i'll let you know when i walk in on someone =D
I agree I've walked in on a lot mf my friends doing shit and it really doesn't bug me, and family members i wouldn't really freak out that much its not like it's unnatural.

I've had ppl walk in on me but they didn't see much cuz the guy jumped up like he had a rocket up his ass, funniest night ever
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Old Jun 27, 04
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Yes, and in the one place I thought I would be safe.

I had a ex girl friend the was a witch.

She told me a few times that she dreampt that she walk in on me fu*king another girl, she was able to put a date to the night as well as matching information about the girl and the room.

now thats fu*ked up!
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Old Jun 27, 04
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well...in grade 10 at some highschool party outside I walked into the bathroom not knowing anyone was in it, and this chick was givn some guy head...it was funny.
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Old Jun 27, 04
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"IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK MOM."
OH god I rememebr shouting out those words too while being walked in on!!!
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