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the move?
i know all of you think you have them.......so what is your "move" that supposedly makes them scream?
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what's your move? I guess you don't have one, seeing as how you didn't post one up, which leads me to believe you are FISHING for one here, n00b
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Jun 09, 04
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bah i can't remember what jerry seinfield , something about swirl then a pinch, would be a good joke...
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Elaine: Well, he doesn't even do it exactly the same. He--he--he uses a
pinch at the end instead of the *swirl*! Jerry: Oh, yeah. The pinch. *I've* done the pinch. That's not new. Besides which, I don't know how you could trust any of his moves now. His whole *repertoire* could be lifted. Elaine: You know, it's strange, because he's such an honest mechanic. Jerry: I know, he's probably the only honest mechanic in New York. [Later, Jerry and George are outside, where Jerry has just bought a candy bar at the newsstand] Jerry: ...so he stole my move and he's using it on Elaine. George: You told David Putty your move and you didn't tell *me*? I *need* a move. You know I have no moves, Jerry. [points to the candy bar] Gimme a bite. Jerry: Can I just get it opened first? George: I can't believe you're hoarding sex moves. I'm out there rubbing two sticks together. You walk around with a zippo. Jerry: All right, all right. Here. [hands George a piece of the candy bar]. George: [takes a bite] Oh, that's good. That's very good. Jerry: You feel better? George: Yeah, much better. All right, so what's the move, because I need *something*. This woman I'm dating, it's like she's doing her nails during love-making. Jerry: Nancy Klopper? George: Yeah. Never seen anyone so bored. I'm working like a dog here. Give me a moan. *Something*. I'd settle for a belch, for god's sake. All right, come on, let's have it. Jerry: All right, George. I'm gonna tell you. But I just wanna make sure, before--- George: Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's in the vault. I'm putting it in the vault. Jerry: It's not even a question of that. The point is when something like this is passed along, one must be certain that it's going to be used in a *conscientious* way. This is not some parlor trick to be used--- George: You're gonna tell me...or not. Jerry: All right. On your bed. You got a headboard? You'll need a headboard. George: I got a headboard. Jerry: Is it padded? George: No. Jerry: Good. How tall is she? George: Five-foot four. Why? Jerry: You can't have more than a one-foot differential in your heights. Otherwise, you could really hurt your neck. George: I can't tell ya how much I appreciate this. Jerry: George, if you could master this, you'll never be alone again. [Back at Jerry's apartment: Jerry and George have just walked in, still conversing on the same subject] Jerry: Now, the ending is kind of an option. I use the swirl. I like the swirl. I'm comfortable with the swirl. *I* feel the swirl is a great capper. He uses the pinch, which I find a little presumptuous. George: Is it a clockwise swirl? Jerry: I prefer clockwise, but it's not written in stone. [Kramer enters, holding an object of some kind]. Kramer: Here you go, buddy. [shows it to Jerry].
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when i contract my vagina around thier penith.
when i deep throat thier penith. when i suck on thier balls. and when i ride thier penith with my assshole.
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hahahahhahahhaha rofl
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rofl
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I don't think I have a "special move" more of a combination of things. Although most would say I'm a Cunninglinguist. ;)
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OMG!!!! WHO TOLD YOU WOODY HARRELSON MAKES ME HOT IN TEH PANTS?! OMG!
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