bad sex

[Courtney]

so like...do you ever lie there thinking... what the fuck are you doing? when is this gonna be over? or is it just me?

[barstar]

Originally Posted by Courtney

so like...do you ever lie there thinking... what the fuck are you doing? when is this gonna be over? or is it just me?

sucks 2 b u

[FireWire]

lol, that's funny...

[Rhianna]

Hahahahahahahaha.........oh Courteny is this because of our talk today!?

[Ragga_Wh0re]

ill say this time and time again,

the only time you will ever experience bad sex is when there is no chemistry between you and yur sex partners or a falure to communicate your needs and wants OR you or your partner are nto comfortable AT ALL with doing the deed.


so instead of making the obligatory "bad sex" thread here on good old fnk take these few things under consideration first, then take it upon yourself to make the sex you have INCREDIBLE.

It can be done, trust me on this one. I used to have bad sex all the time until i figured out what it is thatt got me off and how i get off and then got enough balls to communicate with my partner what it is i want and how i want it. I also learned that sex is a whole lot radder when youre completely comfortable with your partner(s)...and yourself.


until your able to establish these key things....masturbate.

and shut up.

and dont post about your bad sex on fnk.

and shut up.

and masturbate.

[{dC!}]

Bad sex is brutal ...

Itz like putting effort into something to achieve nothing?

lol!

[Rhianna]

Yes, to the girls I was talking to today at work.............MASTURBATE. It makes getting off during sex so much easier!

That and don't have sex w/ people you are not attracted to.

[MissBehavior]

Originally Posted by ~*goddessa*~

the only time you will ever experience bad sex is when there is no chemistry between you and yur sex partners or a falure to communicate your needs and wants OR you or your partner are nto comfortable AT ALL with doing the deed.

You forgot "Or one or both if you is so drunk you can barely remember where to put it".

That is also a major contributor to bad sex.

[Ragga_Wh0re]

^id have to disagree with you on that one.

Ive had some pretty fuck rad sex whilst being completeoly fucking obliterated be it on booze or chems...well unless the guys suffering from a bad case of whiskey,e,jib,or coke dick:)

[Filo]

Haha.. where else but hartley and marks can hear this shit... haha... i love the warehouse damniit

[Filo]

ps ... kelly rocks for bringing on the madness....

also, sammy helps alot in the ronch factor :P

[booshka]

haha, yes I've had that.... it really sucked too because it was with someone I really really liked.....and he just didn't look the same after that bad, bad sex.

I kept thinking "how can you be so bad at this?" ..... I mean it's really not that hard? I should be the most natural thing to do.

[-ff-]

What a bunch of bullshit. You and your partner can have great chemsitry and still have the occasional bad sex session. Sometimes you're in a shitty mood, having a bad day, ect, but are willing to accomodate your partner. That's true chemistry.

If you actually knew anything about 'commitment' and 'partnership,' then that's something you'd know.

Originally Posted by ~*goddessa*~

ill say this time and time again,

the only time you will ever experience bad sex is when there is no chemistry between you and yur sex partners or a falure to communicate your needs and wants OR you or your partner are nto comfortable AT ALL with doing the deed.


so instead of making the obligatory "bad sex" thread here on good old fnk take these few things under consideration first, then take it upon yourself to make the sex you have INCREDIBLE.

It can be done, trust me on this one. I used to have bad sex all the time until i figured out what it is thatt got me off and how i get off and then got enough balls to communicate with my partner what it is i want and how i want it. I also learned that sex is a whole lot radder when youre completely comfortable with your partner(s)...and yourself.


until your able to establish these key things....masturbate.

and shut up.

and dont post about your bad sex on fnk.

and shut up.

and masturbate.

[BAL1STOPHER]

Originally Posted by ~*goddessa*~

ill say this time and time again,

the only time you will ever experience bad sex is when there is no chemistry between you and yur sex partners or a falure to communicate your needs and wants OR you or your partner are nto comfortable AT ALL with doing the deed.


so instead of making the obligatory "bad sex" thread here on good old fnk take these few things under consideration first, then take it upon yourself to make the sex you have INCREDIBLE.

It can be done, trust me on this one. I used to have bad sex all the time until i figured out what it is thatt got me off and how i get off and then got enough balls to communicate with my partner what it is i want and how i want it. I also learned that sex is a whole lot radder when youre completely comfortable with your partner(s)...and yourself.


until your able to establish these key things....masturbate.

and shut up.

and dont post about your bad sex on fnk.

and shut up.

and masturbate.

wow i actually fully agree with this bitch for once

[Ragga_Wh0re]

Originally Posted by -ff-

What a bunch of bullshit. You and your partner can have great chemsitry and still have the occasional bad sex session. Sometimes you're in a shitty mood, having a bad day, ect, but are willing to accomodate your partner. That's true chemistry.

If you actually knew anything about 'commitment' and 'partnership,' then that's something you'd know.

i know about commitment:) and partnership:)
but unfortunately these are two things I try to steer clear of.
Although i do agree with you, when i used to have re;ationships with people for the most part wed always have a rocking good time...but on occasion it would be teh suck.

[sNyx]

Originally Posted by barstar

sucks 2 b u

barstar, you made the post of the day :y:

[-ff-]

Originally Posted by ~*goddessa*~

i know about commitment:) and partnership:)
but unfortunately these are two things I try to steer clear of.

then stop pretending to be the relationship and sex guru.

[Ragga_Wh0re]

^im not sweety, thats a title you have slapped on me...not the other way around.

This is a message board, people start threads, i reply to them if i want. If i didnt, it would defeat the purpose of a msg board now wouldnt it sug? :)

[spunsugar]

heh this reminds me of this one time back in the day when I did "the bad drugs" (read jib) and me and my ex were doing the do when we both stopped and said "this sucks do you wanna stop?" at almost the same time. heheh

it doesn't matter how much you care about someone or how commited or whatever. and some point in your relationship, either one of you is just not going to be as into it as the other person. that's just the way it goes.

[e_BoY]

Originally Posted by Courtney

so like...do you ever lie there thinking... what the fuck are you doing? when is this gonna be over? or is it just me?

haha ive experianced that. this chick was hella loose and i was thinking in my mind like oh god please just let me finish so i dont have to do this anymore

[Rytalin]

Originally Posted by -ff-

What a bunch of bullshit. You and your partner can have great chemsitry and still have the occasional bad sex session. Sometimes you're in a shitty mood, having a bad day, ect, but are willing to accomodate your partner. That's true chemistry.

If you actually knew anything about 'commitment' and 'partnership,' then that's something you'd know.

I don't think I could really have 'bad' sex with a girlfriend that I was really close with. It would either be mediocre or better. I think Godessa's got it pretty much right on. Bad sex results mainly from lack of communication and lack of knowing your body.

[-ff-]

Originally Posted by ~*goddessa*~

^im not [pretending to be the relationship sex guru] sweety, thats a title you have slapped on me...not the other way around.

Originally Posted by ~*goddessa*~

ill say this time and time again,

...

until your able to establish these key things....masturbate.

and shut up.

and dont post about your bad sex on fnk.

and shut up.

and masturbate.

Sure sounds like you apply that title to yourself to me...

Originally Posted by ~*goddessa*~

This is a message board, people start threads, i reply to them if i want. If i didnt, it would defeat the purpose of a msg board now wouldnt it sug? :)

Learn to take your own advice, 'sweety.'

[Ragga_Wh0re]

^dude dont get your panties in a wad just because i speak with something called conviction. Perhaps this is where you are getting confused.

yeah ill say the shit time and time again cuz i have said it numerous times...if you arent able to communicate stay and home fucking jerk off morons.

I mean thats just common sense. By saying what i said in this thread I did not even begin to imply that i was a SEX GURU, or however u fucking labelled me.


I think you should learn how to stop grasping for straws, and i also think you should learn to just shut up and submit to my ways because i mean come on...im always right guy!

im shocked to see you havent figured this out yet.

*rolls eyes*

[G-Style]

Well I have to experience you in all your glory to be able to buy into your ways completely. PM me....lol