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Old Aug 19, 04
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Trojan Climax Control Condoms

It's like anbesol for your cock! It totally makes the thing fucking numb!!! So not only you don't climax, you don't feel a fucking thing, you hardly know your inside her.

Oh shit the best is taking a piss afterwards,,, OMG, you see the piss coming out of you, you feel you blader releasing. But you don't feel any thing coming out.

It's almost worth trying, just for the bad joke of it all.
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Old Aug 19, 04
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Why would you ever buy such a product? The name scares the shit outta me!
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Old Aug 19, 04
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Never again !!! I tried those once and that was it.......

I was worried I was having some kind of allergic reaction
to the lube. It was hard to get any sort of pleasure out of
the sex when you can't even feel your shlong. I couldn't
bust no matter how hard I concentrated....BOOOOO.

Warning, don't use these !

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Old Aug 19, 04
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Dude...

That's just....

:soak:

Dude...
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Why would you ever buy such a product? The name scares the shit outta me!
Hey, if you leave it up to the girl to grab some thing and she does not really look at the package. Even more so I bugged her about it all night, why the fuck is she getting me climax control. I hardly cum 1/2 the time already, and the times I do I've pounded away for 1-2hours. Most of the time we quit is because we ran out of time and have to get going.
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Old Aug 19, 04
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fuck all trojans suck, i cant even feel my dick with the normal ones :) ill stick with my durex woot woot!
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those ones lick!
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wow... that whole anebesol for ur cock thing? yeah.. i dont know about THAT shit.. sounds like.. not that cool...


y did u ever TRY it?
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Old Aug 19, 04
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lol..
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wow... that whole anebesol for ur cock thing? yeah.. i dont know about THAT shit.. sounds like.. not that cool...


y did u ever TRY it?
Yes not knowing the girl I'm with did by the said Condoms. No I've not tried acual Anbesol on my boyparts. BUT the Condoms and Anbesol bother have Benzocaine in them.
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Old Aug 19, 04
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(Not speaking to you Crazy Dave as obviously you don't have this problem)

But why the shit would dudes need this crap? I mean, if you are a guy that happens to have a problem with pre-mature load blowing, then practice up! Work on the kiegels or something.

Maybe the package should read:
TROJAN: CLIMAX CONTROL - specifically for guys 18 and under who have no control of what they are doing.
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Originally Posted by Kraig
(Not speaking to you Crazy Dave as obviously you don't have this problem)

But why the shit would dudes need this crap? I mean, if you are a guy that happens to have a problem with pre-mature load blowing, then practice up! Work on the kiegels or something.

Maybe the package should read:
TROJAN: CLIMAX CONTROL - specifically for guys 18 and under who have no control of what they are doing.

It more or less does say that on the back... It's for premature ejaculation.

Heck I need some thing to keep me hard maybe,,, or just me energy to keep going. Dam is there condom to make up for being small? I need some thing more in that those line.

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Old Aug 19, 04
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Dave just get a strap on. At least then you'll have something.
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Old Aug 19, 04
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Ahh the joys of a long term partner and birth control pills!
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Ahh the joys of a long term partner and birth control pills!
Ahh the hilarity of a male vocalizing on the 'joys' hormonal birth control!

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Old Aug 19, 04
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^ the joy is all mine, suckers!
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Ahh the joys of a long term partner and birth control pills!
Amen broth'a.
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man i used one of those once years ago with my gf at the time... i didn't know what the hell was the difference, i thought it was some kinda marketing plot, but about 10 minutes into sex my dick was numb, IT SUCKED ASS... going on forever without being able to feel a thing.. what bullshit..condoms all together hinder my performance, i hate them..i also hate durex ESPECIALLY, its like fucking sausage wrap, sooo damn tight and constricting...
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Old Aug 19, 04
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Cream Pie.
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wtf? hahahaha
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Old Aug 19, 04
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hahahahahha
well if you guys are trying to do a punding marathon thats good for ya
hahahah imagine...5 hours of non stop numb pounding action...oh wow
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hahahahahha
well if you guys are trying to do a punding marathon thats good for ya
hahahah imagine...5 hours of non stop numb pounding action...oh wow
ouch, I'm shure the bending and chaffing will cause some harsh damage.

Don't forget the effort it would take to pound that long. Heck, at my age I hardly make it up the stairs with out getting out of breath,,, lets a lone even THINKING about fucking for 5hours.
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ouch, I'm shure the bending and chaffing will cause some harsh damage.

Don't forget the effort it would take to pound that long. Heck, at my age I hardly make it up the stairs with out getting out of breath,,, lets a lone even THINKING about fucking for 5hours.
Consider it a good workout for you then?

Pick up some viagra from somewhere... that'll have you going for hours on end even after you do your business. As for chaffing, that wouldn't happen... just make sure you have a bottle of lube and you're all good. It's your girlfriend or the girl you're with that won't be able to walk the next day!
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Old Aug 20, 04
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i'll make sure to stay away from those!

thanks for the heads up. (no pun inteneded)
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Old Aug 20, 04
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i also hate durex ESPECIALLY
And in my experience they have led to a few incidents of the MAP.

Go Trojans! But not the ones Dave's talking about.
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