<enter friend who just got laid>
hey ______________(<-enter name of friend), guess what i POKED _______________(<- enter name of poking recipient) last night!
haha, oh YES, you gotta love the poking! "would you poke 'er ?"
just had sum kiLLeh no striNgs attached sex...a 2 hour marathon..so MoNey...i like a woman who can try to hoLd me down, lol...fawwwkN sketch...take it eeez