If you could have two of these three things, which two would you pick and why?

[Mr.Dave]

1) A smelly old shoe
2) Some fig / raspberry newtons
3) A comb-over

I would have to pick:
1) the smelly old shoe to throw at people who make stupid threads and
2) some fig / raspberry newtons, because comb-overs look just silly, especially when it's windy.

Sorry mods, flush at will.

[BAL1STOPHER]

dude if i wasnt a karma whore and gave all my karma away already id soooooo hook u up for this thread...consider it karma in the bank

[Mr.Dave]

Good enough for me!

[charly]

^ i already gave him some. :)

i'd totally pick 1 and 2. then i'd mush up the fig newtons all over the outside of the shoe. then, if someone annoyed me, i'd throw it at their face.

[Mr.Dave]

Heeey! Now that's resourceful!

[charly]

RESOURCEFUL LIKE YOUR FACE!#%

[Mr.Dave]

Hey! Back on topic girl!

Why did you not choose comb-over???

[EminencE]

I'd choose 1 & 3.
1) The smelly old shoe to throw at people who make ignorant comments about ...
3) My new comb-over.

-TiFF-
Ps. Comb-overs are cool cuz only special people get to see your bald spots.

[charly]

Originally Posted by Mr.Dave

Hey! Back on topic girl!

Why did you not choose comb-over???

i don't want a comb-over. i have too much/too long hair for that.
i'd like to keep my softcore porn star hair the way it is.

so the fig newtons and smelly shoe it is!

[Mr.Dave]

Makes sense to me!

[sidekick]

i would choose:

1) combover: but it would have to be one of those really ridiculous ones where i grow out my remaining hair really really long and then wrap it around my head like a turben. think! if it gets cold, i already have a scarf!!

2) some raspberry fig newtons: these mofos are tasty. and i'll need something tasty to make me feel better after everyone insults my hair.

thanks for the philosophical thinking dave.

[Mr.Dave]

Anytime buddy!

I had a bus driver in elementary school who had the coolest combover. Itwas about a foot worth of hair that would suddenly pop off his head and stand at attention when the wind blew. I felt bad for him because he was good shit, taking us out for pizza and such, but the kids mocked him to no end.

Here's to you Bus-Driver Dale!

[miss.myra]

Watermelon!

[sidekick]

Originally Posted by Mr.Dave

Anytime buddy!

I had a bus driver in elementary school who had the coolest combover. Itwas about a foot worth of hair that would suddenly pop off his head and stand at attention when the wind blew. I felt bad for him because he was good shit, taking us out for pizza and such, but the kids mocked him to no end.

Here's to you Bus-Driver Dale!

we should do a tribute to him and grow out our hair.

[charly]

Originally Posted by miss.myra

Watermelon!

hey, i like this girls idea!

mm.. watermelon.

ps - dave and jake should grow comb overs, and then let me take pictures.

[Canar]

Originally Posted by Mr.Dave

1) A smelly old shoe
2) Some fig / raspberry newtons
3) A comb-over

I'd nix the comb-over. That'd imply I was going bald, which isn't cool. I feel roughly the same way about comb-overs as I do with mullets: Look okay on other people, but I don't care much for 'em and would not want that for myself.

[sidekick]

Originally Posted by charly

ps - dave and jake should grow comb overs, and then let me take pictures.

provide me with enough Rum and anything can happen.

[charly]

Originally Posted by Sidekick

provide me with enough Rum and anything can happen.

OoOO jake is giving me ideas! :D