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just can't get enough
BE PROUD!! man is the only creature on earth who walks around choking the chicken all day.. people brag about their sex lives.. why don't they brag about their masturbation habbits? "uuhh.. you shut up and listen to one of MY stories for a change: so on thursday night i was all alone. I KNOW.. i didn't think anything was gonna happen either. but i dimmed the lights and BAM i was all over myself like a cheap suit buster! downstairs.. upstairs... i was the best i ever had." fuckin eh? |
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you can keep goin ;) no mess... when things get to dry... as in your rippin the top layer of skin off... get more hand cream... when your penis falls off... get it sown back on... come on you wussies... work that jerk muscle |