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View Poll Results: Do You Like Getting Dick Smacked?
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  #51 (permalink)  
Old Nov 16, 04
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The penis is actually silky soft when caressed accross ur face, feels kinda nice. However being smacked, no so cool. *thumbs down*
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Old Nov 20, 04
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ROFL ... OMG ... this is by far the fucking funniest post i've seen yet ... hahhaha .... now personaly , i have never realy cock smacked any girls across the face yet..... but i have smack acouple on the ass .... and they didn't realy seem to mind ... the face i think is alittle harsh .... that's straight up porno shit .... some hardcore make you gag shit .... but then again .... some people are into getting burned and cut and shit while they are having sex ..... so it realy wouldn't surprize me if there are girls out there who like being cock smacked across the face .... it's a crazy crazy world we live in , aint it ?!?!
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Old Nov 20, 04
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you fat dumb cunt, i never said cocksmacking was twisted, i said the thread was twisted, you tampon popsicle sucking fetus bottler. take your elite sexual attitude elsewhere. just because youve been gangbanged at surrey central by ten hairy bolivian men (one of whom was black, disguised cleverly under a sumbraro) doesnt mean everyone else has to explore that realm of sexuality.

ps - i used to be fat, but you still are!!! mwahahaha

fatty fat, fat, fat, fatty fatty, fat, fat..

u kno, b4 i used to dedicate that song to u...

but now...

its....



MY ANTHEM!#%$^
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Old Nov 21, 04
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you fat dumb cunt, i never said cocksmacking was twisted, i said the thread was twisted, you tampon popsicle sucking fetus bottler. take your elite sexual attitude elsewhere. just because youve been gangbanged at surrey central by ten hairy bolivian men (one of whom was black, disguised cleverly under a sumbraro) doesnt mean everyone else has to explore that realm of sexuality.

ps - i used to be fat, but you still are!!! mwahahaha
..hi grade 2 called. They want thier disses back.:)
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Old Nov 22, 04
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..hi grade 2 called. They want thier disses back.:)
*in a Kelso voice* BURNED!!

although I don't think that he would hav known what a fetus was in grade 2
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Old Nov 22, 04
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ROFL ... OMG ... this is by far the fucking funniest post i've seen yet ... hahhaha .... now personaly , i have never realy cock smacked any girls across the face yet..... but i have smack acouple on the ass .... and they didn't realy seem to mind ... the face i think is alittle harsh .... that's straight up porno shit .... some hardcore make you gag shit .... but then again .... some people are into getting burned and cut and shit while they are having sex ..... so it realy wouldn't surprize me if there are girls out there who like being cock smacked across the face .... it's a crazy crazy world we live in , aint it ?!?!
In THIS city, there's probably guys that like to get cocksmacked in the face, too...

sick...
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Old Nov 22, 04
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ROFL ... OMG ... this is by far the fucking funniest post i've seen yet ... hahhaha .... now personaly , i have never realy cock smacked any girls across the face yet..... but i have smack acouple on the ass .... and they didn't realy seem to mind ... the face i think is alittle harsh .... that's straight up porno shit .... some hardcore make you gag shit .... but then again .... some people are into getting burned and cut and shit while they are having sex ..... so it realy wouldn't surprize me if there are girls out there who like being cock smacked across the face .... it's a crazy crazy world we live in , aint it ?!?!
You must be REALLY boring in bed.
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Old Nov 25, 04
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In THIS city, there's probably guys that like to get cocksmacked in the face, too...

sick...
ya I think buddy is one of them
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Old Nov 25, 04
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*in a Kelso voice* BURNED!!

although I don't think that he would hav known what a fetus was in grade 2

...i knew what a fetus was when i was 4 years old.

:)
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Old Nov 25, 04
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ROFL ... OMG ... this is by far the fucking funniest post i've seen yet ... hahhaha .... now personaly , i have never realy cock smacked any girls across the face yet..... but i have smack acouple on the ass .... and they didn't realy seem to mind ... the face i think is alittle harsh .... that's straight up porno shit .... some hardcore make you gag shit .... but then again .... some people are into getting burned and cut and shit while they are having sex ..... so it realy wouldn't surprize me if there are girls out there who like being cock smacked across the face .... it's a crazy crazy world we live in , aint it ?!?!
wow.
sex must be really fucking lame with you.
hahaha.
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Old Jun 19, 05
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WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hell no***but if i was a guy and i had one i would smack ppl all the time with it...haha..my ex tried when he was in bed with me..i was relly upset..almost knocked him out..but as i said b4 i dont blame him for trying cause man....it would be fun to have that ability..haha
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Old Jan 06, 06
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wow this tripped me out!!!!! i was looking and saw my name saying three minutes ago!!! i was all wtf!!!!! i guess these come up when someone looks at them lol!!!! FUCN TRIPPED ME RIGHT THE EFF OUT!!!
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Old Jan 08, 06
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^^somebody voted and brought the thread back.
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Old Jan 08, 06
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oh hahahahahah!!!!^^^^ thankx=)
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Old Jan 11, 06
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i was recently asked what my reaction would be if i was to get slapped in the face by a dick..

my response:

"i would punch whatever was in reach..take your pick"
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Old Jan 13, 06
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I could see that happening, lol. *smack* *smack* would look kinda funny, but degrading for the chick.

Imagine getting boob slapped across the face *slap* *slap*
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Old Jan 13, 06
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I could see that happening, lol. *smack* *smack* would look kinda funny, but degrading for the chick.

Imagine getting boob slapped across the face *slap* *slap*
you just made degrading chicks and getting boob slapped sound like a bad thing.

were you trying to make it sound that way?
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Old Feb 06, 06
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..hi grade 2 called. They want thier disses back.:)
you really gotta stop saying that. i mean, you've said that to me like 3 times on 3 seperate occations, and many other times to many other people. i just doesn't have any effect anymore, not that it did in the first place. try something that doesn't make u look like an unoriginal bitch.
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Old Feb 06, 06
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btw, just so everybody knows, getting a dick slap in the face is call getting "demolished"

so please use the politically correct term.
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Old Feb 06, 06
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being as you say "demolished" is deffinitly degrading and i dont see how some girls on here actully like it..but then again sum of you are from skurrey *cough*
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Old Feb 13, 06
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Originally Posted by Cheez
you fat dumb cunt, i never said cocksmacking was twisted, i said the thread was twisted, you tampon popsicle sucking fetus bottler. take your elite sexual attitude elsewhere. just because youve been gangbanged at surrey central by ten hairy bolivian men (one of whom was black, disguised cleverly under a sumbraro) doesnt mean everyone else has to explore that realm of sexuality.

ps - i used to be fat, but you still are!!! mwahahaha
sorry, i didnt mean that godessa, your not dumb.

Last edited by Bevvy Swift; Feb 13, 06 at 08:42 PM.
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Old Feb 13, 06
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that was random
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Old Feb 13, 06
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..hi grade 2 called. They want thier disses back.:)
okay, fat maybe, but tampon popsicle sucking fetus bottler? come on. i know you grew up in surrey and all, but i dont think anyone was using words like that back then.

i take back my takeback - you really are dumb.
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Old Feb 13, 06
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I heard a little kid say cuntbag and tell some kid he had FAS today. I don't know if he knew what FAS stood for, but he sure seemed to stand by his insult. He was probably around grade 2 or 3.
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Old Feb 20, 06
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f*cking hilarious hahaha nice thread ppl, but what's giving a lil' slap once in a while baha
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