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Old Nov 09, 04
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stanky tuna
new gf is a lil stanky down there.. is that normal? damn i gotta make her shave
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Old Nov 09, 04
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nicee. maybe she doesnt know how to clean it correctly
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Old Nov 09, 04
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Use Javex bleach.
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Old Nov 09, 04
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nicee. maybe she doesnt know how to clean it correctly


s o a p? + h20? hehehe
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Old Nov 09, 04
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LOLOLOLOLOL.. you sure you've ever been down there before to compare?
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Old Nov 09, 04
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new gf is a lil stanky down there.. is that normal? damn i gotta make her shave
ew...
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Old Nov 09, 04
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SICK

Encourage romantic foreplay, such as taking a shower together. Thus, ridding you of the smell (*shudder*) and turning both of you on. Other than that, I suggest the kama sutra honey dust (comes in regular, raspberry and mandarin). It comes with a feather duster, and the idea is to dust in on your partner then lick it off. Dust her down there (the feather duster will also be good foreplay) and the honey dust will act as a talcum powder, absorbing scent and moisture.

Also, whether or not she has hair down there should not be a factor in the scent department, as long as she showers daily. If you prefer her hairless, offer to pay for her to get a brazilian wax - this will prevent ingrown hairs, and yes it's really fucking painful the first couple of times, but it's way worth it. Tell her to take a T3 or 600mg of Ibuprofin before going, it should ease the pain, and make sure she doesn't go in the first 4/5 days before her period, that area gets super sensitive during those times. If she's comfortable with you being there, go with her and hold her hand, it will definitely help to ease her pain, and also bring you two closer together.

G'luck :P
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Old Nov 09, 04
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Use Javex bleach.
I second that
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if it smells like chicken -- keep on licking...

if it smells like trout -- get the fuck out!

I also hope you're using protection, get checked for the clap ASAP! (i'm not joking)
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Old Nov 09, 04
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yeast infection?
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If it really does taste like tuna a dab of Miracle Whip might make it more pleasant.
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If it really does taste like tuna a dab of Miracle Whip might make it more pleasant.
oh now that's just wrong.
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*shudder*
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sick dude
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If it really does taste like tuna a dab of Miracle Whip might make it more pleasant.

FUNNIEST POST OF THE DAY!!!!!!!

omg im crying im laughing so hard...oh winston
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Old Nov 09, 04
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oh now that's just wrong.
no that was fuckin funny. LOL.
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Old Nov 09, 04
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new gf is a lil stanky down there.. is that normal? damn i gotta make her shave
okay thats just worng...Im not sure everyone wanted to know that and I hope your gf doesnt ever find out your telling ppl this.
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Old Nov 09, 04
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KILLER FISH TACO!

um. don't douche. that'll be bad.


and btw, classy post.
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Old Nov 09, 04
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KILLER FISH TACO!

um. don't douche. that'll be bad.


and btw, classy post.
KILLER FISH TACO, now on sale at the cactus club!
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Old Nov 09, 04
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If it really does taste like tuna a dab of Miracle Whip might make it more pleasant.
bahahahah! thats fucking hilarious
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Old Nov 09, 04
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Dude!

I vote your new gf come on here and tell us all about how good she thinks your cum tastes!


ps- boys and girls, tangerines are your friends!
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^^^ are u angela?
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Stick it in her bum.
Poblem Solved!
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Old Nov 09, 04
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dude dont be a bitch, sometimes u gotta bite ur lip and giver, i would suggest eating it everyday, lick the skank off it, or take her in the shower and lay the cock to her HARD goin all KY with the shampoo, and if she wont shave cunt bust out a fucking razor and shave that motherfucker the way u want!!!

Oh yeah its normal if ur a gross cheese bag!!!!
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Old Nov 09, 04
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If it really does taste like tuna a dab of Miracle Whip might make it more pleasant.
mayo dude... mayo!!!

btw i thought this thread HAS TO DO something with Charles Kelsch!
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