I've been single for... ohhh... coming up on 1 year now!
This gives me a perfect opportunity to bring up a tale of bitterness!...
There's this couple I see on the bus on 4th every now and then. Young couple, cute enough, very close.. And I guess the guy likes giving his girl kisses while they ride the bus. That's fine, I don't have anything against that I guess.
Except when IT'S EVERY 5 TO 10 GODDAMN SECONDS AND YOU MAKE AN ANNOYING NOISE EVERY TIME YOU DO IT.
It's one of those things where you realize that the abnormal frequency is going to start bothering you, and then you start dreading the next smootch.. but it's just random enough that you don't know when it's coming. After 10 minutes and like 100+ kisses I was cringing and literally trying to hide behind my seat.
Guy: Blah blah *smooch*.. blah *smooch*... (pause) ... *smooch*... blah blah blah blah *smooch*
Girl: Blah blah blah
Guy: *smooch*.. ... *smooch*.... blah blah ... *smooch*
The first time this happened I thought to myself "Good lord, well at least I'll never have to see this again because she's clearly going to dump his ass, no human being could endure that much sappiness for any length of time. But I just saw them the other day and he's still at it! I'm worried, because if I'm trapped on a bus with them again I'm going to have to put a divider in between the two of them, or risk insanity!
No matter how single I am, and no matter how long it is before I hook up with someone, I will never never NEVER subject the general public to anything like that.
I promise!
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