Who here has had their life threatened by a SO?

wum · #1 (**permalink**) Nov 22, 04

One chased me around the house with a kitchen knife in each hand. she also threw a ceramic pot at me when i was going down the stairs. I dove down the steps on purpose, tumbled, crashed into the closet door and played possum. She came running down and climbed ontop of me "OMG ARE YOU OK?? OMG OMG!!" while my friends were tripping on butane, thinking she'd killed me.

I opened my eyes and said "get the fuck off me you crazy bitch"

she got mad. :moon:

dabbler · #2 (**permalink**) Nov 22, 04

wtf? is an SO?

stringbeans · #3 (**permalink**) Nov 22, 04

significant other

dabbler · #4 (**permalink**) Nov 22, 04

oh. riiiight. hahahaha. yep

bl0nde · #5 (**permalink**) Nov 22, 04

i havnt had my life threatened by a SO but i have had my life threatened by a crazy bitch

#6 (**permalink**) Nov 22, 04

No never! no never been threatend done alot of threatening though

which tends to get me in trouble lol

mojo · #7 (**permalink**) Nov 22, 04

tripping on butane?

what the fuck?

wum · #8 (**permalink**) Nov 22, 04

your contributions please :)

stringbeans · #9 (**permalink**) Nov 22, 04

dude your so had issues

mapleleaf4ever · #10 (**permalink**) Nov 22, 04

Quote:

Originally Posted by mojo

tripping on butane?

what the fuck?

agreed.

decypher · #11 (**permalink**) Nov 22, 04

Maybe they read the THC butane extract manual wrong. Your supposed to use pot, not huff gas.

wum · #12 (**permalink**) Nov 23, 04

i'm all alone :226:

Goat · #13 (**permalink**) Nov 23, 04

Did you break the bitches jaw with a toaster?
That's what i would of done.

charly · #14 (**permalink**) Nov 23, 04

oh man. there was this one time he was all up in my face, pushing me against the wall. then he threatened to throw me on the bed and..

wait a minute.. :310:

hardstylin · #15 (**permalink**) Nov 23, 04

Quote:

Originally Posted by charly

oh man. there was this one time he was all up in my face, pushing me against the wall. then he threatened to throw me on the bed and..

wait a minute.. :310:

^^^ hahaha ya i was just thinking that ive layed a pounding on my SO's in the past!!

trance4life · #16 (**permalink**) Nov 23, 04

that story is pretty fucked up

Bitchin · #17 (**permalink**) Nov 23, 04

Cheryl.. NICE!!!

Girls can be crazy... I know one that chased a friends around with a knife. oi.

wum · #18 (**permalink**) Nov 23, 04

Quote:

Originally Posted by Goat

Did you break the bitches jaw with a toaster?
That's what i would of done.

No. When I took the dive I ended up with a gash on my shoulder. Afterwards she was all "oh baby baby, what have I done" and started kissing it, and she started crying and when the guests left we had some pretty awesome make-up sex afterwards. :)

Bitchin · #19 (**permalink**) Nov 23, 04

thats one fucked up relationship.

sidekick · #20 (**permalink**) Nov 23, 04

Quote:

Originally Posted by wum

No. When I took the dive I ended up with a gash on my shoulder. Afterwards she was all "oh baby baby, what have I done" and started kissing it, and she started crying and when the guests left we had some pretty awesome make-up sex afterwards. :)

sounds like a keeper.

just get high on some butane and everything'll be fine.