Here's a thought...

[Jen-E-03]

What would u do if you were masturbating and the doorbell rang?

[Liqwid]

eff'em

~ds

[Kandyapple]

Go faster

[desiRAWR]

"I'm sorry! I'm masterbating. Can you come back later?"

[mojo]

screw them. its probably just a neighbour or something, and most of my neighbours suck.

[MC Hammered]

Originally Posted by mojo

screw them. its probably just a neighbour or something, and most of my neighbours suck.

I want to move where you live!

None of my neighbours suck. :(

[Ragga_Wh0re]

Originally Posted by desiRAWR

"I'm sorry! I'm masterbating. Can you come back later?"

haha funny you should say that! Thats what I say to my friends when im jerking it haha! Sometimes i dont tell them for a couple mins then i tell them that the whole time ive been talking to them ive been jerking it HAHA!

its so funny.

[Bitchin]

That's like asking...

"Here's a thought...
What would u do if you were having sex and the doorbell rang?"

[miss.myra]

where's the porn option?



"care to finish me off?"

bow wow chika wow

[mapleleaf4ever]

^ AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

I'd say finish. If it's important they'll come back later, if it's the Police, you've got a lot more to worry about than being caught with you dick (or other appropriate parts) in your hands.

[J o e l]

Originally Posted by miss.myra

where's the porn option?



"care to finish me off?"

bow wow chika wow

AHAHAHAHAHA!!!

if it were only that way....but seriously...unless theres some fire about to burn down my house or something of that nature aint nothin stopping me!!!

but if its important..and I like you...I might just answer the door with dick in hand

[BAL1STOPHER]

ahaha

i was gonna say keep jacking it and answer the door like "sup?"
witch might just lead to

Originally Posted by miss.myra

the porn option?



"care to finish me off?"

bow wow chika wow

[J o e l]

^^^or the poor bastard at the door will get covered in your future children

[BAL1STOPHER]

Originally Posted by J o e l

^^^or the poor bastard at the door will get covered in your future children

i might just be ok with that

[Jen-E-03]

Originally Posted by miss.myra

where's the porn option?

that would be considered "Other" :)

[lola_phyne]

I take care of numero uno. Forget the person at the door. Unless they're hot then my door is open. If not then they can fuck right off.

[neoh]

Stop and answer the door.

[.o0*HaLo*0o.]

Other: answer the door WHILE masturbating, if they dont like it tuff... shouldnt' have rang my doorbell. LOL



^jk jk... could u imagine somone opening the door after u knock with their pants down and their hand mad at work...
I'd be GONE! lol

[stephen_c]

explain u can't answer the door cuz u just went blind.
mom was rite afterall.

[baby-phat]

rofl
this thread kicks so much ass!!

[baby-phat]

I'd just keep goin at 'er and pray that I locked the door so they don't just waltz right on in. :364:

[Aspectre]

fuck the person at the door.
you started masturbatin fer a reason... which wasn't to be interrupted

[wishbone]

i'd answer the door with the raging hard on tenting my pants.

oh yes, it shall be done.

[Rytalin]

disconnect the doorbell and clip the leads onto my nutsack.

[IntakE]

Hahaha fuck it, if it's important they'll come back.