Women's prefered terms for their ... "privates"?

[diesskei]

Having gone down on a girl awhile ago and thinking she was tasting good, I wanted to let her know. Rather than kill the mood and blurt out something vulgar I had to think about a good term while chowing down. I wanted it to be an instant turn-on the moment she heard it. Inevitably I told her "Your pussy tastes so good". It felt like a cheesy pornstar line... Since then I've been torn on what to call it while in earshot of a naked woman. So what term do you ladies prefer to have dudes call your privates?

[Only_Glory]

actually im pretty sure if you say fish hole, you will get instantly laid

[BAL1STOPHER]

i refer to it as gash

[Lil Jenna]

Peach ?

[LLaaUUrrYYn]

Well..because my favourite reference to it is "CUNT" I would say that.. But then I think about how I would feel in the situation

"Your cunt tastes so good"

And it just doesnt work! And I hate 'pussy'. hmm I need to think about it.

EDIT- Saying that out loud made me feel soo dirty. I could never hear that without blushing! lolol ;D

[dapimpstress]

Originally Posted by Lil Jenna

Peach ?

yeah i like this one. pussy i just have never liked really for saying, or hearing, and cunt coming from a dude is pretty demeaning. i like peach.

your peach tastes soo good.

see? that sounds sweet... not too weird.

[hardstylin]

what a thing to worry about.. who cares they sure as fuck dont when there getting head.

[crookedking]

Originally Posted by hardstylin

what a thing to worry about.. who cares they sure as fuck dont when there getting head.

"mmmmm you're peepee tastes sooooo goooood!"

edit-that totally should've been "your" not "you're".

[dapimpstress]

Originally Posted by hardstylin

what a thing to worry about.. who cares they sure as fuck dont when there getting head.

this is guy mistake #1... thinking things don't matter, when really they do. alot.

[wum]

1. taco


used to describe a woman's vagina. a wonderful comparison.

a woman can have many things in her taco: cheese, sour cream, meat, guacamole, and salsa.


"Damn I don't know what to make of that bitch. Her taco's got the works"

[hardstylin]

Originally Posted by Ashes

this is guy mistake #1... thinking things don't matter, when really they do. alot.

If a girl EVER made some bitch comment about what slang term i used for her box while giving her head i would tell her to get a fucking life.

YOUR GETTING UR CUNT LICKED DONT FUCKING COMPLAIN ABOUT IT.

[FireWire]

Let the master suggest some terms for ya...

Here we go:

- lovebox
- box
- poontang
- cookie
- fuckhole
- love canal
- flower
- nana
- pink taco
- cat
- catcher's mitt
- muff
- roast beef curtains
- beef curtains
- the cum dump
- chocha
- black hole
- sperm sucker
- fish sandwich
- cock warmer
- whisker biscuit
- carpet
- love hole
- deep socket
- cum craver
- cock squeezer
- slice of heaven
- flesh cavern
- the great divide
- cherry
- tongue depressor
- clit
- clit slit
- glory hole
- hatchet wound
- honey pot
- quim

[C_squared]

how about: GINA.

hot? not?

[decypher]

You name all your pussy's don't u carlos?

[BAL1STOPHER]

Gash Damnit Gash

[sNyx]

slit
hole
gash is my fave

[dapimpstress]

Originally Posted by hardstylin

If a girl EVER made some bitch comment about what slang term i used for her box while giving her head i would tell her to get a fucking life.

YOUR GETTING UR CUNT LICKED DONT FUCKING COMPLAIN ABOUT IT.

dude. thats core.

like, yeah its lovely and everything but why make it less lovely by calling it something crass? its an emotional thing, why taint it? And its not like she would even say anything or "make some bitch comment" about it. More likely, she'd overanalyze why you called it something crass, and be hurt about it, of course totally depending on the girl. she may not give a rip. but still. what if she did?

[neoh]

"it."

"it tastes good."
"it's so wet!"

works just fine.

[crookedking]

i just wouldn't tell her.

BUT if i had to, i'd go with neoh.

[hardstylin]

Originally Posted by Ashes

dude. thats core.

like, yeah its lovely and everything but why make it less lovely by calling it something crass? its an emotional thing, why taint it? And its not like she would even say anything or "make some bitch comment" about it. More likely, she'd overanalyze why you called it something crass, and be hurt about it, of course totally depending on the girl. she may not give a rip. but still. what if she did?

hahahah ya.

If dudes a really worried about it give her some head, when shes really rippin stop tease her abit whatever wait for her to say dont stop eating/licking my " " the just call it that from then on.

[mystique]

neoh.. had somthing here..
but for future referance boys... the simplest and sweetest thing to say is

"YOU"
thats the word.
as in...
"you taste soooooooo goood!"

[dapimpstress]

thats the ticket girl.

Originally Posted by mystique

neoh.. had somthing here..
but for future referance boys... the simplest and sweetest thing to say is

"YOU"
thats the word.
as in...
"you taste soooooooo goood!"

[Willis]

"i can eat a peaceh for hours"

[J o e l]

I went to school with a swedish exchange student named Thomas Hamburger...no joke, they call it the "bearded taco"

[BAL1STOPHER]

Originally Posted by Willis

"i can eat a peaceh for hours"

nicholas cage right?