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View Poll Results: Do you own a vibrator? | |||
fuck yes! | 31 | 70.45% | |
hell no. | 13 | 29.55% | |
Voters: 44. You may not vote on this poll |
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^^ LOL So was mine. He and my gf Liz's got me this huge blue thing... It scares me so I dont use it lol... And theygave it to me at Beakbeat Warfair on the middle of the dance floor... I opened up this big box and next thing I knew every damn girl in the place wanted to see it :kimmie:
I do have some other fun toys that I like to use with other people :) Tie-me-up's and other things that vibrate :D |
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A little enlightenment for some of you ladies out there
For those of you waiting for someone to use toys with or those of you who think the real thing is better, let me share with you my top ten reasons Vibrators can be your friend.
1. They are always ready to go when you are 2. They last however long you need them to last 3. They can do wonderful things such as whirl or vibrate 5. most are often equipped to provide more than one type of stimulation (clitoral, g-spot, and for the adventurous, anal) 6. you don''t have to worry about where it has been when you weren't around 7. they don't get mad when you use other vibrators/they are open to multiple sex toy play 8. they can travel with you 9. you don't have to reassure it that it's of adequate size 10. it wont get you pregnant!!! That is all. please enjoy responsibly. |
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Also, is it overstepping the boundaries of friendship to buy a vibrator for someone who has never had an orgasm, if it has been determined through secondary evidence that her boyfriend is pretty much useless and she just can't seem to do it for herself?
I just want to enlighten her! |
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The date is Friday September 8th 2000 The party is called "Celiner 2" The scene is me on stage, hosting a wet T-shirt contest at 4:20am. Just as I'm about to hose down the fifth or sixth cute-large-breasted-underage-raver-chick, all of a sudden I look to the back of the room and see 3 or 4 cops, standing at the door. I hand off the hose and microphone to a buddy and bee-lined it to meet and greet the cops. I took them out into the hall and asked them what the problem was yada yada yada... Meanwhile the entire time I've got in my back pocket, the prize that was gonna be awarded to the winner of the wet T-shirt contest...A giant malfunctioning 3-speed vibrator. (My roommate had given me this broken dildo and jokingly said "you should give this away at one of your raves") Anywho, the party ended up getting busted but I found the girl who won the wet T-shirt contest and gave her her prize after all. And she lived happily ever after. I'm just glad the police never tried to search me :) True story |
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