why dont i get any when i want it?

[neoh]

all you had to do was roll over last night.
:p

[zarlon]

www.okcupid.com

[justShell]

Originally Posted by set2hate

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Bit of a contradiction don't you think....face it, we all have, you're a slut!

i dont remember ever seiously saying that ive gone home with a random guy. they've all been friends or people that ive known for a while. good golly miss molly. i think you just need to get laid.

and i never posted for this to be about me. it was for others to discuss. cause i know im not the only person this happens to. and as posted by many others. its not just me. fuck man. go get laid.

[justShell]

Originally Posted by neoh

all you had to do was roll over last night.
:p

i didnt say i needed sex right now.. its just the way life goes and its annoying sometimes... :D thanks for the offer " I'LL take a rain cheque" kidding. that not cool...

[neoh]

dude, that made no sense.

I didin't offer :(

[justShell]

you said all i had to do was roll over.. implying that if i wanted "something" i could have gotten it.. or were you just saying i should have rolled over cause i was snoring too loud?

[flipmat]

omg. this was creative

[ebbomega]

Originally Posted by candi::shell

you said all i had to do was roll over.. implying that if i wanted "something" i could have gotten it.. or were you just saying i should have rolled over cause i was snoring too loud?

Echoes of the Paris Hilton ep of south park rolling through my head.

Does it hurt to be that stupid?

[PaIniNyErAnUs]

Originally Posted by tmh

i dont think the burning is from your desire to do anything.. refer to the 'why safe sex is good' thread.. thankyou.

you make no sence, please dont discuss your burning with me, im not interested

[PaIniNyErAnUs]

Originally Posted by set2hate

Candi-shell, you are one of those girls that goes home from the bar with a guy and wonders why he doesn't call you the next week....

(does anyone else see her getting addicted to meth in the next six months and then us having to listen to it in the heart-2-heart section)

coming from personal experience?

[justShell]

Originally Posted by ebbomega

Echoes of the Paris Hilton ep of south park rolling through my head.

Does it hurt to be that stupid?

i cant wait till you realize who i actually am. then i shall laugh at you for hours.. but untill that moment comes. no it doesnt hurt.. the drugs take the pain away..

[Skitzo_Style]

^^^

oh god.

please tell me you were kidding when you said that.

[justShell]

Originally Posted by Skitzo_Style

^^^

oh god.

please tell me you were kidding when you said that.

hunni.. i think ive made only about 5 serious posts on this site.. and particularly anything i say about sex.. joking. or anything i say to ebbomegga.. trying to make him think even worse things about me

[PaIniNyErAnUs]

Originally Posted by candi::shell

hunni.. i think ive made only about 5 serious posts on this site.. and particularly anything i say about sex.. joking. or anything i say to ebbomegga.. trying to make him think even worse things about me

omg, we so have to chill soon lady!!!, great minds think alike

[set2hate]

Originally Posted by candi::shell

i dont remember ever seiously saying that ive gone home with a random guy. they've all been friends or people that ive known for a while. good golly miss molly. i think you just need to get laid.

and i never posted for this to be about me. it was for others to discuss. cause i know im not the only person this happens to. and as posted by many others. its not just me. fuck man. go get laid.

If I needed to get laid, I would just call you up....it is like shooting fish in a barrell.

You did say you went home with randoms from the bar....if you like, I can quote it again for you.

I thought Alla was bad with her constant back-peddling, but you are seriously giving her a run for her money.

[tmh]

Originally Posted by PaIniNyErAnUs

you make no sence, please dont discuss your burning with me, im not interested

wow ur unintelligent..

[justShell]

Originally Posted by set2hate

If I needed to get laid, I would just call you up....it is like shooting fish in a barrell.

You did say you went home with randoms from the bar....if you like, I can quote it again for you.

I thought Alla was bad with her constant back-peddling, but you are seriously giving her a run for her money.

please... please.. make yourself feel cool inside and show me and everyone where i said i went home with randoms from the bar.. and please i wouldnt fuck you if you called me and paid me. i only do that for nice people.:D

[BAL1STOPHER]

Originally Posted by candi::shell

.. and please i wouldnt fuck you if you called me and paid me. i only do that for nice people.:D

im sorry i just had to quote that

[Skitzo_Style]

god this is a funny fuckin thread..

[TipSy]

^ i would have to agree andrew

[Goat]

when ppl can smell your vagina through broad-band... its a total "NO GO!"

I'll second that motion.

[PaIniNyErAnUs]

Originally Posted by tmh

wow ur unintelligent..

i can only retaliate to this with hostility, so stfu you thin dicked bastard, go to hell take your whoar of a mother with you and go pop yer cold soars you stupid cocksucker

[mapleleaf4ever]

It's about time this resurfaced for this Thread.

[Skitzo_Style]

^^^^

roflmfao!!!!!

karma for eric!!!!

[Carrie]

1 in 3 people have herpes!