So lower your shields, spread your nacelles (startrek sex)

[Discord]

Ok... I'm sure some of you have seen this... but this is my first time...
Its a song. download it!!!

The sexy Data tango

If, while you're out in space, love
You're horny as a targ
Take a tip from a security chief, love
That phat slut Tasha Yar
She discovered the pleasures of Data
He became her sexual pet

'cause he's fully functional, and anatomically correct
He's fully functional and anatomically correct

His Defiant, with its thrusters, will explode in your wormhole
and he'll rub his trusty spangler wrench on your warpcore manifold
his multiphasic torpedo, will penetrate your rift
and cause a quantum singularity in your transwarp conduit

So if you're a filthy horta, Data's your bestest bet
'cause he's fully functional, and anatomically correct
He's fully functional and anatomically correct

He gently massages your gel packs
while he replicates some lube
Then he shoves his throbbing razor beast into your Jeffery's tube
So lower your shields, spread your nacelles, to make room for his craft
as he thrusts his delta flyer into your big fat juicy aft

So if you're a filthy horta Data's your bestest bet
'cause he's fully functional, and anatomically correct
He's fully functional and anatomically correct

His pelvis: a tireless engine, he shakes it when he struts
He's full of dilithium crystals, in his bolts and in his nuts
He too likes to be pleasured
He will put you on your knees
And if you're into disgrace
He will cover your face with his android anti-freeze

so if you're a filthy horta, Data's your bestest bet
'cause he's fully functional, and anatomically correct
He's fully functional and anatomically correct

He's fully functional... and anatomically correct!

[Heffy]

..... i dont even know what to say about this .... you have rendered me speechless...

[Discord]

/its a trekkie thing.......

apparently theres more songs.... i'm in pervert geeky heaven

[Heffy]

I was a trekkie back when my glasses had plastic frames... then i converted to a star wars geek....:P

[Discord]

Originally Posted by Heffmeister

I was a trekkie back when my glasses had plastic frames... then i converted to a star wars geek....:P

you.............you tractor :enrage:


the force is illogical

[Heffy]

^^ dont you mean "traitor"?

I dont see what tractors have to do with any of this :P

[Discord]

/you heard me

;)

Talaxian chicks are ugly...

[Heffy]

^^ just becuase you put a winking smilie at the end of a sentence doesnt mean it makes sense! :P

[Discord]

I wasn't paying attention when I typed to you
I was far to excited screaming

nd I say,
Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish
Thats the way we do things, lad, we're making shit up as we wish
The Klingons and the Romulans pose no threat to us
'Cause if we find we're in a bind we just make some shit up

[tiedye]

Originally Posted by Heffmeister

^^ just becuase you put a winking smilie at the end of a sentence doesnt mean it makes sense! :P

Maybe not if you're from a long long time ago, in a galaxy far far away. Jeez.

[Heffy]

^^ I renounced any enthusiasm regarding starwars when the new ones came out. so there! :P

[ebbomega]

Have you bought this yet Lyndzie?

(Geeky side-note, the product id of that t-shirt is 42)

[Discord]

Originally Posted by ebbomega

Have you bought this yet Lyndzie?

(Geeky side-note, the product id of that t-shirt is 42)

Of corse!

I actually had one made.. but my sister put a big hole in it :(

I'm thinkin' of getting Lyrics from this song on the back of a hoodie.

<3

[Discord]

Originally Posted by Heffmeister

^^ I renounced any enthusiasm regarding starwars when the new ones came out. so there! :P

don't worry I like starwars too