How do you take your sex?!

[Cdn_Brdr]

Originally Posted by Cdn_Brdr

Maaaaaaybe it's just me here but this thread makes me laugh because a few of the people who answered (I'm not naming any names)... well it would surprise me if their ugly asses had even turned in their V-cards yet!

OK... I got an official warning for this post... since when did the forum mods turn into the fucking gestapo?

IT WAS A FUCKING JOKE!

I'm all for warnings if they're applied to something super heinous but this is getting ridiculous. What's next?

You have used a cuss word. Please refrain from using the word 'fuck' in further posts.

Seriously guys.... mod away, do your thing.... but don't turn this into something that it's not. This board has all kinds of random insults hurled out. I'm willing to bet more than 99% of them are for laughs and nothing more. That's one of the reasons people come here, for these laughs....

[ground zero]

i like a lot of slapping. my ex used to choke me while having sex. that was interesting.

[justShell]

Originally Posted by LeeBrat

that just made me wish i was getting some now. not fair!

exactly how i felt. i want that:(

[STORIE]

the kind where ur dieing to get hommmeeee
u cnat even stand being in public places bcus you are so infactuated you jus wanna go home

*corey your the best*

[STORIE]

Originally Posted by cutienikki

hard, rough, spontanious, passionate, sometimes with leashes or something to tie someone up with, biting, nail digging.......the good stuff ;) oh and can't forget about the dirty talk.

well said

[tiedye]

sunny side up with some bread to soak up the yolk.



or hard boiled.. depending on my mood.

[Flip]

Pissed drunk, involving 2 spatulas, a nine iron and a whole lotta lube!!

[tiedye]

lately I've had to use a sand wedge.. don't ask.

[Flip]

mmmm sandwich

[impure]

the ky warming jelly is great fun
that and fuzzy hand cuffs and whatever toy he's bought recently

[Prissypants]

Originally Posted by mapleleaf4ever

That's awesome.

Then where's my karma sucka!!! :P

[Heffy]

in my car, being choked/choking with the seatbelt ;)

[sexhead]

fucking like an animal and letting her take over right when i'm about to cum..... huge orgasms that make me unable to keep silent

[mapleleaf4ever]

Originally Posted by Heffmeister

in my car, being choked/choking with the seatbelt ;)

While jerking it to a Billboard? :p

[Gusto]

Originally Posted by Cdn_Brdr

You have used a cuss word. Please refrain from using the word 'fuck' in further posts.

Seriously guys.... mod away, do your thing.... but don't turn this into something that it's not. This board has all kinds of random insults hurled out. I'm willing to bet more than 99% of them are for laughs and nothing more. That's one of the reasons people come here, for these laughs....

yeah man, it's fucking ridiculous. it's not like people just suddenly starting swearing, it's been happening forever. all the mods are going to do if they keep up like this is lose their userbase.

[project.one]

I like sex like I take my coffee...

2 Sugars, lots of cream, little bit of whip cream on top with come cinnamon(sp?) on top, sometimes I like some honey in there too! Not to hot but not cold so I can take big gulps but enjoy it as I go. With an extra cup so I dont get burnt and a travel top so I dont spill!

[Flip]

Originally Posted by Gusto

yeah man, it's fucking ridiculous.

Ah Fuck! Don't you start fuckin swearing, or you'll get fuckin banned too!

[Heffy]

Originally Posted by mapleleaf4ever

While jerking it to a Billboard? :p

LOL!


oh yea.... and i guess recently i "take my sex" with two bottles of wine and some shots of jager ;)

[Alex]

How do I take my sex? Drunk as fuck with whatever girl I succesfully picked up.

[myssmysteria]

I Like my sex like I like my music

Hard, fast, loud, and dirty:265:

[project.one]

Originally Posted by myssmysteria

I Like my sex like I like my music

Hard, fast, loud, and dirty:265:

I like how you think!

[mapleleaf4ever]

Right now please! :p

P.S. Female only. Sorry for being picky. lol

[kAyB]

i take my sex rough muahaha
man am i bored

[Prissypants]

With someone who knows what they're doing...