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Dreamed I was an eskimo
Frozen wind began to blow Under my boots and around my toes The frost that bit the ground below It was a hundred degrees below zero... And my mama cried And my mama cried Nanook, a-no-no Nanook, a-no-no Dont be a naughty eskimo Save your money, dont go to the show Well I turned around and I said oh, oh oh Well I turned around and I said oh, oh oh Well I turned around and I said ho, ho And the northern lights commenced to glow And she said, with a tear in her eye Watch out where the huskies go, and dont you eat that yellow snow Watch out where the huskies go, and dont you eat that yellow snow |
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Catholic girls
With a tiny little mustache Catholic girls Do you know how they go? Catholic girls In the rectory basement Father rileys a fairy But it dont bother mary Catholic girls At the cyo Catholic girls Do you know how they go? Catholic girls There can be no replacement How do they go, after the show? Joe: All the way Thats the way they go Every day And none of their mamas ever seem to know Hip-hip-hooray For all the class they show Theres nothing like a catholic girl At the cyo When they learn to blow... Father riley: Theyre learning to blow All the catholic boys! Mary: Warren cuccurullo... Father riley: Catholic boys! Mary: Kinda young, kinda wow! Father riley: Catholic boys! Mary: Vinnie colaiuta... Chorus: Where are they now? Did they all take the vow? Father riley: Catholic girls Warren: Carmenita scarfone! Father riley: Catholic girls Officer butzis: Hey! she gave me vd! Father riley: Catholic girls! Warren: Toni carbone! Chorus: With a tongue like a cow She could make you go wow! Joe: Vd vowdy vootie Right away Thats the way they go Every day Whenever their mamas take them to a show Matinee Pass the popcorn please Theres nothing like a catholic girl With her hand in the box When shes on her knees Larry: She was on her knees, My little catholic girl Chorus: In a little white dress Catholic girls They never confess Catholic girls I got one for a cousin I love how they go So send me a dozen Catholic girls Ooooooh! Catholic girls Ooooooh! (etc.) Central scrutinizer: This is the central scrutinizer... Joe had a girl friend named mary. She used to go the church club every week. Theyd meet each other there Hold hands And think pure thoughts But one night at the social club meeting Mary didnt show up... She was sucking cock backstage at the armory In order to get a pass To see some big rock group for free... |
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It was the blackest night
There was no moon in sight You know the stars aint shinin cause the skys too tight I heard the scarey wind I seen some ugly trees There was a werewolf honkin long the side of me Im mean n Im bad, yknow I aint no sissy Got a big-titty girly by the name of chrissy Talkin about her n my bike n me... n this ride up the mountain of mystery, mystery I noticed even the crickets Was actin weird up here And so I figured I might Just drink a little beer I said, gimme summa that what yer suckin on... But there was no reply cause she was gone... Wheres those titties that I like so well n my goddamn beer! Is what I started to yell, then I heard this noise Like a crunchin twig, n up jumped the devil...hes about this big... He had a red suit on An a widows peak An then a pointed tail n like a sulphur reek Yes, it was him awright I sweared I knowed it was He had some human flesh Stuck underneath his claws You know it looked to me Like it was titty skin I said, you sonofabitch! cause I was mad at him, Well he just got out his floss n started cleanin his fang So I shot him with my shooter Said: bang bang bang Then the sucker just laughed n said, put it away... You know, I ate her all up...now what you Gonna say? You ate my chrissy? titties n all! Well, what about the beer then, boy? were the cans This tall? Even her boots? would I lie to you? Shit, you musta been hungry! yes, this is true. Well dont they pay you good for the Stuff that you do? Well, you know, I cant complain when the checks come through... Well I want my chrissy, n I want my beer So you just barf it back up now, devil, Do you hear? Blow it out your ass, motorcycle man! I mean, I am the devil, Do you understand? just what will you give me For your Titties and beer? I suppose you noticed this little Contract here... yer goddam right, you son-of-a-whore, Dont call me that Thats about the only reason ...gimme that paper...bet yer ass Ill sign... cause I need a beer, n its titty-squeezin time Man, you cant fool me...you aint that bad... I mean you shoulda seen some of the souls I had... Why there was milhous nixon n agnew, too... n both of those suckers was worse n you... Well, lets make a deal if you think thats true I mean, youre the devil, so whatcha gonna do? (improvised dialog) Wait a minute...a tinge of doubt crosses my mind...when you say... That you want to make a deal with me... Thats very, very true Im only interested in two things Yeah? See if you can guess what they are I would think...uh...lets see, maybe stravinsky... Ill give you two clues. let go of your pickle What? Let go of your pickle! Im not holding my pickle Well, whos holding your pickle then? I dont know...shes out in the audience... Hey dale, would you like to come up here and hold My pickle to satisfy this weird man out on the stage? Im only interested in two things, and thats Titties and beer You know what I mean? What? Titties and beer Titties and beer Titties and beer Titties and beer Titties and beer Titties and beer Titties and beer! Titties and beer! I dont know if youre the right guy? Titties and beer! Titties and beer! No! dont sign it! give me time to think... I mean hold on a second boy, cause thats magic ink! And then the devil let go of his pickle And out come my girl, there was her titties Flop-floppin...all around the world She said I got me three beers and a fistful of downs And Im gonna get ripped, so fuck, you clowns! Then she gave us the finger, it was rigid and stiff Thats when the devil, he farted And she went right over the cliff! The devil was mad, I took off to my pad I swear I do declare, how did she get back there? I swear I do declare, how did she get back there? I swear I do declare, how did she get back there? I swear I do declare, how did she get back there? I swear I do declare, how did she get back there? |
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