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mother's day at church
wow. met sooo many cool people at church today.
that old couple that didn't thank me for holding the door open for them-you could've at least looked at me! the young kids up in the front row-why do teenagers always sit up front when they go to church? don't you realise that the cool kids sit in the back? the singer-i can't tell you how much i hate you. i was filled with murderous thoughts when you would smugly say "all rise". the other singer-why did you have a face so devoid of any Human emotions? that guy who made the survivor joke-haha that was funny bud! the girl that lives in my neighbourhood but i never say hi to-wtf? this is getting weird! that yummy mommy with the cute daughter-holy shit you are hot! that guy who did all the talking-lol you're going to take the pastor's job man! the people who participated in the "pray outloud" prayer-you believe in God more than the others! that's all i can remember for now! sorry if i forgot anybody. |
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I think i figured out what went wrong with your day... you were in CHURCH on MOTHER'S DAY
So... any consumer whorist holiday spent in the deluge of a soul sucking practice known as organised religion (that kid who seemed devoid of any human emotion has obviously been practicing to hard!) is sure to be a bright spot on anybody's calender. For all those who have been practicing too hard, don't worry... I think you can actually reclaim some of your soul if you hang out with James Brown for a little while. |