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K im sorry sweety BUT. yer wrong.
My mom dropped me off at the bar last night, and i told my mom to be at the bar for 11:30pm on the dot to pick me up seeing as tho I am sick with the flu AND i have to work today. You and your stupid cunt sister started fucking with me, I fucked with you right back. Inside of the bar when all of the shit first started going down i told both of you that I was going to finish my drink,take a piss,then go outside to settle the shit. I finished my drink by spitting it in some cunt bitches face then i punched that chug life squanto mofo in the head. Then i proceeded to go to the pisser to do just that. I took a piss then i exited the bar. I was waiting outside for about 20 minutes,the cunt who i spat beer all over came outside and im like hey tell those little douche bags to come outside...and hes like I CANT HEAR YOU!!!!!!! so whatever. So i continue to wait seeing as tho the bouncers are fucking jocking my clit now because SOMEONE went and fucking ratted on me to them about punching chug life in the fucking head. and then turns out your sister and fucking chug life come outside of the bar with like 3 fucking bouncers. Im standing like 10 feet away and I can over hear the bouncers saying "thats the one in the black fur lined coat with the black hat cocked to the side the short one shes the one who punched that guy in the head" sooooo im like okay wtf,wait a little bit, then my mom shows up to pick me up at the appropriate time. I holler at your sister like okay well i guess im gonna have to take a rain check seeing as tho I gotta work 2morrow and im sick as fuck and my moms here to pick me up. Then she starts fucking beaking off,I get inside the car...she calls me a coward. cooward eh? Turns out not so much. Your sister got fucking worked, if she didnt get fucking worked how come her fucking chug life GUY FRIEND had to jump in to save her fucking ass????? And you say your cunt sister wants to brawl again? Well then so be it, me and her toe to toe. Shes just gonna get smashed again 10 times harder. So if she likes internal bleeding and spending time in the hopsital then thats fucking rad we will get along greeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttttt. OH NO I GOT BANNED FROM PANCHOS! ...my life is OVERRRRRRRRRRR |
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oh and by the way, your sister owes me 75 dollas for ripping my hoody!
Ill take that payment from her next time I do the smashy smash to her face. oh and ps...your sister is a fucking pussy she only got one shot in on me and I couldnt even feel it. fucking mangia cakes dont fuck with the testa dura! |
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