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Old Sep 19, 06
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not being sick

well im officially healthy, im pretty sure i don't have a colld. this is in the punching bag cuz of course like many, i dont like being healthy. I need suggestions on how to to be sick by tomorrow.

ive already laid down naked on my bed with ice on my chest and will continue to do so. any other suggestions?
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try skiing up hill.
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naked, ice cream? all you need is a lady willing enough to smuther you with some strawberry jelly.

you ask like you've never been healthy before.
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you people are EVOOOOOOOOOOLLLLL
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i think you spelt "oval" wrong.
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try skiing up hill.
i tried that and all it did was make my legs stronger.
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urinal cake sandwiches might do the trick
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hahahah. well iunno, im feeling a lot better tho now. i went for a drive and everything, sun is shining, feeling better. throat still feels wierd.
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naked, ice cream? all you need is a lady willing enough to smuther you with some strawberry jelly.

you ask like you've never been healthy before.
i haven't been healthy for a long Time and i think i just need some Time to get used to the whole feeling.
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urinal cake sandwiches might do the trick
should i take them orally or anally?
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hahahah. well iunno, im feeling a lot better tho now. i went for a drive and everything, sun is shining, feeling better. throat still feels wierd.
yeah, but HOW did you get sick in the first place?
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iunno maybe weather changing. or something.
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so you think that the weather changing might have gotten rid of my cold?
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should i take them orally or anally?
why anally of course!
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i'm going to smack that 6 year old girl out of you somehow...
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best post yet.
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someone's got to do it.
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Move your fridge out from the wall and lick what's underneath.

Go down and get a $5 blowjob off Hastings.

Listen to trance for a couple hours.

Any of those things are sure to make you deathly ill.
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better yet... if you low-ball the hooker and she goes for it... chances are you'll die.
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Move your fridge out from the wall and lick what's underneath.

Go down and get a $5 blowjob off Hastings.

Listen to trance for a couple hours.

Any of those things are sure to make you deathly ill.
i think that me eating her out for five bucks would be a better deal for getting sick.
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better yet... if you low-ball the hooker and she goes for it... chances are you'll die.
i'm not looking for a quick death. something that is long and nasty.
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^probably.

oops, I just barfed all over my keyboard.

edit: for Tim's hooker-cunnilingus post.
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are you sick? quick pass it over this way!
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