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Old Dec 07, 06
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being set up

I dont have a date for my christmas party, i'd rather have it this way. So i can drink, get drunk and not have to worry about entertaining a guest.

My friend who works on the 7th floor set me up with some chick.. Yes, this chick is very attractive, I would totally go down on her.
But now i cant get out of it. cause i know tomorrow this girl is going to talk to me about it.

fuckin' shit, im not the best conversationlist. I think i just made that word up. Unless its ofcourse talking about weird things.. or music. Or sex!
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tell her you're gay.
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I would go down on her.

I just dont want to go through everything before that.
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offer her some money?
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The important thing is to hold back the things you are actually thinking. At least until she's like 5 or 6 drinks into the night.

You know, like 95% of the stuff you post on here... wait until she's really really REALLY drunk before you say any of that.
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Go Marty! You can do eeet...
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being set up is a fucking nuisance.

the only bit of advance i can give you is this...she's probably as nervous about being a great conversationalist as well.
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maybe she'll be really into weird/disgusting things.. and music and sex. or any combination of those three.


if not, just get her drunk. :P
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The important thing is to hold back the things you are actually thinking. At least until she's like 5 or 6 drinks into the night.

You know, like 95% of the stuff you post on here... wait until she's really really REALLY drunk before you say any of that.
best advice of the night.
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Tell her your a cheap drunk and you like to fuck on the first date!

If she doesnt like it she'll go away and you'll have your freedom for the night to do whatever!
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Why aren't you happy that someone set you up? I would think that's a good thing.

If only someone set me up when I was struggling with that part of my life in my early days...
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^ perhaps it's not a good thing because not everyone enjoys being set up? i know i don't.

besides, most people are horrible at setting people up and it doesn't often go well.
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Old Dec 08, 06
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I dont have a date for my christmas party, i'd rather have it this way. So i can drink, get drunk and not have to worry about entertaining a guest.

My friend who works on the 7th floor set me up with some chick.. Yes, this chick is very attractive, I would totally go down on her.
But now i cant get out of it. cause i know tomorrow this girl is going to talk to me about it.

fuckin' shit, im not the best conversationlist. I think i just made that word up. Unless its ofcourse talking about weird things.. or music. Or sex!
conversationalist.


a real, live girl is willing to be at the same place at the time as you?

i call bullshit. lol
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Old Dec 08, 06
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Good luck with that Marty :)
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ha ha ha ha ha.

Poor girl.
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Old Dec 08, 06
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^^^ Jess, I am coming out to surprise John, don't tell him alright. I'll be at your store at around 8 ish
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Old Dec 08, 06
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AWESOME, ok. :)
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Old Dec 09, 06
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well its tomorrow.. and i gotta work at the bar.

i hope she doesnt mind. I cant let my doorman work by himself. But i'll be good and shittered.
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Old Dec 09, 06
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^^haha...sucked in like a wet tea bag you turkey.
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Old Dec 09, 06
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he's totally going to marry this girl.
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Old Dec 09, 06
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I bet she doesn't want to go either.
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a date with an attractive woman you didnt even have to make a move for?
and your complaining?

maybe just stay home and watch some Will and Grace instead, she probably wont mind.
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