here's my "fuck" post

[ppcock]

so im at the bar, everyone left. one of the doormen and i were wrestling around, he rips my pants. I swear to fucking god, if he was a patron, i would've brought him down for tearing my pants, broke both his arms and legs and kicked him while he was down. $140 down the fucking tube. Im fucking pissed off right now.

WRITE A FUCKING MOVIE ABOUT THAT!`

[gnosis]

Originally Posted by ppcock

WRITE A FUCKING MOVIE ABOUT THAT!`

You honestly think we could milk a 1.5h-long feature out of you having your pants ripped off by an overzealous bouncer?

Like a gay porn?

"PPCOCK'S BOUNCER"?
or
"MARTY'S MAD NIGHT @ THE BAR"?

I'd start on the treatment, but, I'm just not seeing a plot, here.

Frosty
(next idea!)

[tiedye]

I could so write for porn.