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QFT Being Drunk or Stoned (stoned for me) should let you off the hook with some things in regards to how you talk. IMO |
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"Um" is a word telling the other person that your brain is in motion of process, but not quite there yet. "like" is a simile to describe what where saying becaase we dont use big words anymore :( |
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By Taylor Mali www.taylormali.com I'm writing the poem that will change the world, and it's Lilly Wilson at my office door. Lilly Wilson, the recovering like addict, the worst I've ever seen. So, like, bad the whole eighth grade started calling her Like Lilly Like Wilson Like. ŒUntil I declared my classroom a Like-Free Zone, and she could not speak for days. But when she finally did, it was to say, Mr. Mali, this is . . . so hard. Now I have to think before I . . . say anything. Imagine that, Lilly. It's for your own good. Even if you don't like . . . it. I'm writing the poem that will change the world, and it's Lilly Wilson at my office door. Lilly is writing a research paper for me about how homosexuals shouldn't be allowed to adopt children. I'm writing the poem that will change the world, and it's Like Lilly Like Wilson at my office door. She's having trouble finding sources, which is to say, ones that back her up. They all argue in favor of what I thought I was against. And it took four years of college, three years of graduate school, and every incidental teaching experience I have ever had to let out only, Well, that's a real interesting problem, Lilly. But what do you propose to do about it? That's what I want to know. And the eighth-grade mind is a beautiful thing; Like a new-born baby's face, you can often see it change before your very eyes. I can't believe I'm saying this, Mr. Mali, but I think I'd like to switch sides. And I want to tell her to do more than just believe it, but to enjoy it! That changing your mind is one of the best ways of finding out whether or not you still have one. Or even that minds are like parachutes, that it doesn't matter what you pack them with so long as they open at the right time. O God, Lilly, I want to say you make me feel like a teacher, and who could ask to feel more than that? I want to say all this but manage only, Lilly, I am like so impressed with you! So I finally taught somebody something, namely, how to change her mind. And learned in the process that if I ever change the world it's going to be one eighth grader at a time. |
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the truth. If we could be more articulate we would. but "like" and "umm" are just a couple words that really help out in those foggy moments us party characters tend to have from time to time........... |
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true, but then u have those really annoying airheads that have a vocabulary of about 50 words and use "like" "um" "omg" and "totally" in every other word.
" OMG i like totally cant believe u like did that!!!! Omg like wow..." lol |