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Old Mar 10, 07
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You know it's Surrey again...

...when you walk through the nearest high school on your way home, only to be spotted by 6 youths, all of whom look so cute peering around the portable at you.

Then the freakiest of them comes running out, and raises his fists, feigning blows to get you to hit first.

Instead, you say firmly "Peace man" loudly enough for the East Indian youth to tell his "guard dog" to back down and let you go.

Thanking them, you depart.

This only proves that ONLY non-violent confrontation is the answer to the coming Spring and Summer.
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Old Mar 11, 07
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What would you say was the cutest thing about them.
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Old Mar 11, 07
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I'm a fan of nonviolent resolution, but I also accept the fact that sometimes it is inevitable.
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Is it just me, or does something sound very very wrong about creepy old ravers walking through the nearest high schools???
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What would you say was the cutest thing about them.
Peering around the corner of the portable to scope me out. That reminded me of a Hindu film on Cable 8.

Then this 5'6 white dude comes out dancing around me, his fists raised up.

ROTFLMAO. Kodak moment.:060:
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Is it just me, or does something sound very very wrong about creepy old ravers walking through the nearest high schools???
Um, isn't it up to me, not you, to not create this ad hominem impression of myself here?

This isn't March 1942 when the Japanese-Canadians were rounded up anymore.
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Um, isn't it up to me, not you, to not create this ad hominem impression of myself here?

This isn't March 1942 when the Japanese-Canadians were rounded up anymore.
A forty something year old man describing lurking teens as cute, is rather startling. Also, you've been repeatedly banned by various other forums for stalking it's female members.

How many times has it been on CV now Sagey?

Now, you may not find these actions "creepy" by the definitions of "YOUR" social norms; but to the general public you're a creepy motherfucker.
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Old Mar 11, 07
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Old Mar 12, 07
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A forty something year old man describing lurking teens as cute, is rather startling. Also, you've been repeatedly banned by various other forums for stalking it's female members.

How many times has it been on CV now Sagey?

Now, you may not find these actions "creepy" by the definitions of "YOUR" social norms; but to the general public you're a creepy motherfucker.
Cool! This beats hate mail. At least you're open with your vitriol.

All these teens were taller than me, and outweighed me by several kilos.

You're proving my logic correct: 18 yrs of childhood experience is stoking your hate-on of me. Again.

You also distorted most of what went on on CV.

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Old Mar 14, 07
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ha ha ha ha ha. this here is surrey @ its finest, ladies & gentleman. :shake:
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Ahahaha... I gave ninja sage bad karma and made his thingy turn red!! :) Hahahaha. I rule.


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Old Mar 14, 07
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I want a taser gun... but than I'd be likely to shoot myself, just to see what it's like.
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Old Mar 14, 07
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What a creepy thread.. and sounds fairly fake to me..

but i have no beef with ninja sage.. as he has yet to do anything to me... but some of those stories were rather creepy... somewhat of a frist impression has been formed...
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You're proving my logic correct: 18 yrs of childhood experience is stoking your hate-on of me. Again.
Your "LOGIC"?!?!

Are you kidding me?

That "18 yrs of childhood experience" is probably the biggest load of shit I've ever come across. A sweeping and over generalized hypothesis such as yours holds no weight. There is no way to quantify real life experience by lumping the first 18 years of everyone's life into a cookie cutter mold.

I'm educated, well traveled, and have worked in plethora of different fields. I'd be willing to bet my left testicle that isn't sucked up into my body cavity that my views on the world and reading of supposed social norms is a lot less skewed than those of the fishbowl you live in.
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Old Mar 14, 07
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I don't think I've been outright disturbed by someone from the internet.
And as some of you know, I run the internet.

I also think you'd be considered trespassing if you were on school grounds without reason during school hours.
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Old Mar 15, 07
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Ummm.... I'm not sure if I belong here... I don't even know what to do....

*Insert random insult to creepy old asian dude*

Is that it? Can I go?
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Old Mar 15, 07
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^not unless he touches you in an inappropriate place first.
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Old Mar 15, 07
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Just point on the fire fighter doll where the bad man touched you.
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Actually, coincidentally Shawn said NinjaSage touched his fireman.
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you seriously dont see ANYTHING wrong with a 40 year old man checking out the cute teens at a highschool LOL

give your head a shake:)
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Old Mar 15, 07
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I feel dirty :(
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