Jun 05, 02
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jehovas
okay, it's not the people themselves that bother me, i'm sure that the people who come to my door expecting me to convert are very nice. but for christ's sake leave me alone! i am not a jw, i do not want to BE a jw, i am not going to become one just because someone comes to my door constantly and insists on talking my ear off about their religion. that makes me want absolutely NOTHING to do with their religion.
but as much as i hate that they do that, i still can't be mean to them. i'm not very good at being mean. oh well. 
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Jun 05, 02
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Halloween is the time for revenge. It's karma for all the ppls doors they knock on during the rest of the year.
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Jun 05, 02
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*LOL*
thats so funny yoko!! i dunno theyre just praticing their religion so you cant blame them too much.. hahaha my friend answered the door once and gave the a salute thing and said "heil hitler" ive never seen two people run so fast!! *LMAO* :D
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Jun 05, 02
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^^^ there's a line between practicing one's religion and trying to push that religion on others. i think that when people go around to other people's houses, invade their privacy and start reading bibles and going on and on about their god without even bothering to find out if the person they're talking to minds, or is religious at all, that they have crossed the line and must have their mouths stapled shut.
i am going to go buy a staple gun and keep it by my door. they gave me a book today, do you think if i drew a pentagram on the cover and gave it back to them next time they're here that they would get the hint?
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Jun 05, 02
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just tell them that you are a blood donor...they are not allowed to swap blood.
this lady came into my work asking about wet cat food that doesn't have blood in it, cause she is a jehovah and so her cat can't be either...cats are carnivores...i don't care what religion you are, but don't try to push it on your fucking pets....
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Jun 06, 02
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^^^
where on earth did you find that!?!
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Jun 06, 02
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i had to work with one for like a month and a half and he kept giving me little flyers (you KNOW who i'm talking about, caitlin and aki). and i have a really big potty mouth and i say really mean things and everytime i'd open my mouth he'd like scream and cover his ears. and he used to work upstairs in the stock room so whenever me and my manager jason would go upstairs to find a size in a shirt or something, we'd be like "i'm going up to HEAVEN to do a size check". and then one day he heard me and i thought he was going to like put a christian spell on me or something. And then he'd always tell me about how everything in the world would be ok soon enough because everyone is going to get judged?? and i was like "ummmm ok...you freak"
he gave me nightmares. but now he lives in whiterock. you guys can all go visit him at the richmond gap...his name is jeremy. jeremy the jehovah!!!! he could be a cartoon character
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Jun 06, 02
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don't! he'll shit a brick and have a seizure
seriously.
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