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Jun 08, 02
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fucking bees i fucking hate them like poison
i hate them. i want them all DEAD. i got stung outside on my patio today...on my ear. and it really hurt.
i bent down to plug in my cd player and the outlet is under the patio table...and i bent down and i came face to face with a BEEHIVE...and you KNOW i screamed lik ea little girl and right when i screamed, the evil peices of shit came flying out and like ate my face whole. my ear still hurts and i can't get my cds or my cd player cuz the bees are like everywhere. what the shit do i do now 
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Jun 08, 02
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do bees like fire? i hope so cuz i'm going to set the beehive on fire tonight.
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Jun 08, 02
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THEY BIT MY EAR. i want them dead. if they had teeth i would punch them out.
maybe i will pour boiling hot honey on them. they are very MEAN little critters. why the shit would they sting me? i just wanted to tan on my deck. they ruined my life and i want them to PAY
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Jun 08, 02
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was it bees or wasps? there is a difference, bees don't usually sting unless provoked, once a bee stings it dies. bees are cute and fuzzy and make yummy honey.
wasps on the other hand are evil spawn of satan and sting for the hell of it or if they feel threatened, they can sting repeatedly and they don't die unfortunately. i HATE HATE HATE wasps!! i got chased by a bunch of them once when i was little, scared the shit out of me. i used to spray their hives with fire extinguishers and hoses. no, they don't like fire. next time, try not to scream like a girl and they might not even notice you're there and probably won't sting you.
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Jun 08, 02
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my dad says that it's a HORNETS NEST...not a bee hive
i hate hornets. Last edited by Sammy Skillz; Jun 08, 02 at 09:56 PM.
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Jun 08, 02
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I HATE BEES!
I want them all Dead too! I havent been stung by a bee in so many years, i cant even remember. But when a bee comes around i have to leave, *screaming* haha.! This is how scared I am of Bees: i jumped up and ran away at a piece of LINT floating down by my face...A PIECE OF LINT! Now thats funny! :trippin: :288: :035: :c-tard:
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Jun 08, 02
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one time a bee went in my nose and i thought it was going to sting my brain, but it flew out of my nose. it was a few years ago. and no, i'm not joking. my brother and i were on the trampoline in the backyard and it just flew right in. it was very scary. but it didn't sting my brain.
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Jun 08, 02
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he is a bee keeper ok
and you better watch out because maybe i'll train them to sting your face till it falls off LOL
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Jun 08, 02
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Don't feel too bad I got stung last week in the neck while ripping down the freeway...bastard almost got a full injection before I belted him off my neck onto my friends lap in the car. Then he pulled a MacGyver and managed to get on the dashboard. My friend attempted to annihilate him but he escaped into the dash and reappeared 2 hours later ready for more.
I spared his pathetic life... Be careful there's a different breed of BEE out there...
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Jun 09, 02
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ack! hornets are worse than wasps even! one time a few years ago a wasp was in my shirt and i didn't know but i heard this buzzing noise and i moved and the wasp stung me in my armpit and then the sting spot got HUGE, and my arm and shoulder swelled up and i got weird little bumps everywhere and had to go to the hospital where they gave me a shot... that sucked, i've never had a reaction to a sting before and i hate needles. i like bees though. Last edited by jade; Jun 09, 02 at 05:08 AM.
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Jun 09, 02
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i want all bees DEAD. i was watching all those ugly things at work today from behind my patio window. i hate them. i wnated to poke the hive with a stick. but i am very tired right now. maybe later.
sebcoe: i'm allergic to plur sandwiches. they give me rashes. i think maybe you should eat it yourself OK. don't choke on it. ps: you spin me right round baby right round like a record baby right round round round
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Jun 09, 02
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Jun 09, 02
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bees are kind and friendly little creatures...you really can befriend them...i used to catch them when i was young...WITH MY BARE HANDS...it's quite easy, you just walk up to them and grab...
wasps on the other hand...those little bastards will sting you out of pure spite...if i can i kill the bastards... but the ugliest bastards of the (i guess this is what you'd call it) the bee family are the mud wasps...you know those really long guys? i hate them.
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Jun 09, 02
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my great uncle out in alberta has a bunch of bee hives...and those things you can just walk right up to them...they won't sting you at all...and if they do it doesn't hurt.
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Jun 09, 02
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FUCKING THINGS FUCK SHIT!
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Jun 09, 02
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Bees....whatever, they're just big and goofy looking, but they do a good job of making flowers seem prettier....I can live with bees
Wasps and Hornets on the other hand....Well, all I ask of you Twiggy is that you KILL EVERY LAST ONE OF THOSE DEMON-POSESSED MOTHER FUKKERS!! I'm allergic to their stings, so the more that are killed off, the less chances of my being stung and possibly killed by the bastards!! You know what's even funner than fire??? A hose with a super powerful nozzle, thus giving you the ability to drown everyone of them, making them suffer for several minutes, rather than instantly killing them!!
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